The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America

I can't believe people believe this stuff.

Hell no!!

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.

The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.

History is repeating. Pay attention.

Warmonger Trump Refuses to End War in Ukraine as Promised He promised to end it in 24 hours.

Trump repeatedly told voters he knew exactly how to end the war in Ukraine within 24 hours. So why is warmonger Trump allowing the senseless killing to continue when he knows how to end it so easily?

They want to learn too

Eggs are about to get even more expensive, expert says. Here’s how much Eggs are nearly 40% more expensive now than they were a year ago, the Labor Department said this week. It’s about to get even worse, one expert says.

Egg prices are projected to rise by as much as 20% during Trump’s first year in office, despite him claiming that he will “bring prices down.”

Back on the grind tomorrow

Trump just withdrew the United States from the Paris Climate Agreement.

The US now joins Iran, Libya, and Yemen as the only countries in the world not in the agreement.

Um. What did I just watch?

What a bunch of thugs. This is going to be a shit show.

Aside from that whole violent insurrection

A screenshot of a tweet from San Antonio’s local newspaper, The Express News (@ExpressNews). The text reads, “Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.” Below the text is a link card featuring a photo of the aforementioned Cancun-loving demagogue, holding a microphone up to his undeniably punchable face.

+1 for The San Antonio Express News lmao