Nate "the Late" Carney

Something WotC this way comes.

Johnny Mnemonic is my favorite that I know nobody else will pick, so I gotta give it some love.

"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."

– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

I’m Not Panicking. I’m Outraged. Read more here.

I have been the subject of many spurious accusations and politically motivated attacks, but this one is in a class by itself. According to Tulsi Gabbard — the nation’s top intelligence official — my refusal to post on Twitter is being reviewed by the Department of Justice as evidence of wrongdoing.

Zohran leads a RIDICULOUS pace for the Bus vs Pedestrian race on 34th St. God I love this town.

We work with the tools we're given.

I had always hoped that a desire to live peacefully with each other - to laugh, to love, to learn, to grow as a race - that these would be the unifying factors that might eventually bring mankind together. However, if in the end, it must be a shared, universal hatred of Andrew Cuomo, so be it.

Wild Berry Bewilderment™️

Mint Chocolate Malaise™️

Sharing this for the education it can provide the uninformed. Some really great stuff in here.

Restoration of torn-down Confederate monument will cost $10 million over 2 years, military says Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Tuesday on social media that the statue in Virginia "never should have been taken down by woke lemmings."

And after all that time and expense, we're just going to tear it back down. This time, we should burn the damned thing.

How times change.

In 1867, Russia sold Alaska to the United States for $7.2 million.

157 years later, Russia owns the White House, and they didn't fork out a single dime.

Of course comedians are all secretly good at drama, you're shoveling the exact same horrors into the furnace of the Titanic but skipping the much harder part of the job where you try to make people feel better about it

For me, that's playing video games with my wife. I am constantly biting my lip to not reveal who I think did the bad thing, because I'm almost always correct. Now I wait for her to say what *she* thinks is going on first.

Other superpower - doing anything that *requires* focusing on many things.😆

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

JD Vancation.

forgot nantucket

<MY FRIEND, SENDING ME A MEME OF TED CRUZ IN A YELLOW AND BLACK JACKET LIKE HE’S THE WOLVERINE BUT INSTEAD OF CLAWS HE HAS PENIS FINGERS LIKE JAMIE LEE CURTIS’ HOTDOG FINGERS IN EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE> my response: “…………but why?”

<CONTINUATION FROM FIRST POST> me: “………..but why?” MY FRIEND: “It’s like the ring. If you don’t send it to 10 people, Ted Penishands ambushes while you are pooping” me: “From below” MY FRIEND: “Like Pennywise” me: “Boomer skibidi toilet”

look, I’m not going to say I’m proud of who I am, but I’m certainly not going to apologize

People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25

*There's* the energy this thread and your night were looking for.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

That is the funniest unintentional comedy bit I've seen all year.

Is Andrew Cuomo setting up a late-career pivot to comedy?

me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything

me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog

INDIANAPOLIS PEOPLE LOOK HERE

This is 100% bullshit.