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I finally read CONVENIENCE STORE WOMAN, ravenously, in one sitting. never found a book that captures experiences like "being good at being a cog in a machine" before, nor how others respond to that. fascinating lead character. the book jacket (and aspects of the translation) are frustrating tho

nice nature november!!! #umamusume

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo

I had pretty incoherent politics in 2012 and I think I remember even then being a little 🙄🙄 but jeez that lands with a thud

had reason to go back and listen to old night vale weather segments and wow that communism and pornography line in I Know This is goofy

these amps also go to 10, but they're zero-indexed, so

"if you pick at it it'll get worse."
"have a little faith in me," she said, shifting the guitar in her lap.

"I knew it was a family operation, but father, son, AND Lolly? They got a kid slingin' adverbs?"

"Apparently."

"Chief, don't tell me they got to you too."

Meiko waist deep in the sewer, walking along a wall with her hands and ear up against that wall

Meiko Kaji (梶芽衣子) in Female Convict Scorpion: Beast Stable (女囚さそり けもの部屋), 1973, directed by Shunya Ito (伊藤俊也).

Scanned by me. 📽️ #filmsky 🎥 #japanesefilm

you play the chords of where is my mind and you prime the audience to lean in waiting for the drums to smack them in the face. they'll be disappointed when you lightly brush them with a trendy feather duster instead

dry saturated drums can be a great sound but when you're ripping off a steve albini-produced track it's like shooting yourself in the foot

female convict scorpion

for a few summers we were obsessed with propel. the meat drawer was lined with bottles of sugar-free flavored water

Hey there Delilah
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?

A Dropout notification for a Dirty Laundry bonus episode. "Learn how to make a non-alcoholic spagett!"

Mario Teaches Cooking

bluesky user "pfunk = npfunk"

OP's avatar, the "U" from the Unbeatable logo, slightly zoomed in

this u?

A LITTLE OFF THE TOP Stella Sacco You told me you loved that I was six feet tall. On that date, In my little shorts and my Sailor Moon legs, You looked at me like I was carved from marble. Of course, When I was supposed to meet your friends You asked if I could maybe be 5'9". That was easy. A few inches of spine. "Anything for you, baby." Of course, When you'd be hung up on your exes You asked me to be 5'3" One of them looked like that girl from Euphoria, But hey. It's just a little smaller. "Happy to." Of course, When you needed to go away without me, You needed me to be 4'9". Much smaller than you. Not visible in your peripheral, No distraction from your important work. My perfumed love notes stacked neatly To read at your leisure Or not at all. "Love is about compromise."

Of course, It was hard for you to get smaller. If I needed something, To know where we stood, or To know I was on your mind, You'd trim a fingernail. If you could. And if you couldn't, well. "A good partner would respect that." But here's something nobody tells you: You get good at getting smaller. You barely notice the pieces missing after. A vertebra here, a chunk from the fibula there. Some time in the dehydrator. It hurts like hell, but. The alternative is not having a space with you at all. So I got really good at it. I live in a little hole in your kitchen wall now. I sleep on a marshmallow And I swordfight cockroaches with a sewing needle And I eat my breakfast of crumbs on a bottle cap. And at night, When I tiptoe into the kitchen To nibble on your gigantic wheel of Swiss cheese, I can hear you in the other room And it sounds like you're having a great time.

A Little Off The Top

if your stomach's upset, remember the BRAT diet: bacon, roe, anchovies, tomatoes

don't you
forget about me
♪♫

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Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!)
Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!)
Forever let us hold our banner high!
[denpa utaite voice] はい！はい！はい！

you can get so fucked up on ¥3000 yen, you don't even know

admittedly it helps that I don't play ukulele

it's not as if there's 100% nothing left (some in arrangement but moreso in how I approach production) but. such a formative influence that stuck around way after I stopped really listening. I really thought my music would always kind of have that lineage to it

this one disgraced youtuber used to be my biggest musical idol throughout high school and now I wonder if anyone could even pick out that influence on my music anymore

truly underrated tbh, crunky chicken is my favorite of the conbini chicken

Average Umamusume Support Event:

“Wow, this stew we made sure is yummy!”
*Energy Up By 10*

Average Gold Ship Support Event:

“Trainer, I jerry rigged a bomb to detonate on McQueen when she returns to her dorm. Hilarious prank right?”
*Wit Up by 10*
*Gained 3 Hint Levels for “The Uma Bomber”