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tv+film editor+ae ๐ŸŽฌโœ‚๏ธ feline appreciator โ€ข yarn transformer iโ€™ll be on the dancefloor ๐Ÿชฉ [she/her] ๐Ÿ“cape town

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A meme image rumored to be designed to make you feel like you just had an ictus: unrecognizable items that look close enough to other stuff to tickle at recognition, only furthering your confusion.

A meme image rumored to be designed to make you feel like you just had an ictus: unrecognizable items that look close enough to other stuff to tickle at recognition, only furthering your confusion.

When going to the office was enough to put you seconds away from a meltdown, and then your coworkers ask you why you never go out for drinks with them afterwards.

02.03.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol are you me?

02.03.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do theyโ€ฆ think the DOP went to space? ๐Ÿ˜

02.03.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A realistic colour drawing of a great horned owl perched on a post. Its body is facing to its right, its head is facing to its left.

A realistic colour drawing of a great horned owl perched on a post. Its body is facing to its right, its head is facing to its left.

"Great Horned Owl", pencil crayon/graphite on paper, 8x11", 2026- $450(Cdn) #art #birds

02.03.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cillian out here consistently making me like him

02.03.2026 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've found that a lot of privileged artists love to philosophize on what AI is, artistically speaking - and frankly I find it mental masturbation at best, and deliberate ignorance at worst

02.03.2026 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"There sure are a lot of grifters at this grifter party."

02.03.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWouldnโ€™t choosing to vote for him also indicate contempt for oneโ€™s fellowโ€”โ€œ

โ€œJEEEEEFF you said you purged all these people why is this one talking to meโ€

02.03.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera

Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera

My relatives at the family gathering: Hey! There he is finally came down join us huh?

Me trying to sneak by them to grab a snack from the kitchen without being noticed:

02.03.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉท

02.03.2026 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

exactly ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

01.03.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it feels weird even talking about season 10 of something these days

01.03.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching ER 30 years later is quite weird

01.03.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like how it ends with a comma, implying she has more ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

01.03.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not as tricky as it looks, luckily ๐Ÿ˜…

01.03.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โญ This Crochet Flower Motif Is Taking Over Everywhere! So Easy & Stunning!
YouTube video by Crochet Knitting Sort โญ This Crochet Flower Motif Is Taking Over Everywhere! So Easy & Stunning!

ty ๐Ÿ˜ itโ€™s adapted from this tutorial youtu.be/XGB7i1rYn6A

01.03.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks ๐Ÿ˜

01.03.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8511    ๐Ÿ” 2908    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 359

๐Ÿงถ #temperatureblanket 2026: february ๐ŸŒž

01.03.2026 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ such a fav

01.03.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

willow?

28.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of the Mayfair Theatre of Ottawa. An evening sunset setting with lights on inside.

Illustration of the Mayfair Theatre of Ottawa. An evening sunset setting with lights on inside.

It's Ottawa's oldest active movie theatre, the Mayfair Theatre. Always something good playing here. Check it out, if you've never been!

Bonus points to whomst can guess all the movie posters here. Don't forget the Animation Show n Tell coming again this spring!

#art #Ottawa #bankstreetottawa

28.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

aw larry ๐Ÿ˜ป

28.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We have to side with our country during wartime!"

Actually no, we don't. That's just government imperialist propaganda.

28.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 607    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

also the best way to eat chips at your desk

28.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
spicy cucumber + edamame salad

spicy cucumber + edamame salad

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿซ›๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

28.02.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

arggghh shoulder dislocation story on #ThePitt ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

28.02.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is solid advice. This cannot be allowed to be the new reality of PCs, the consequences would be devastating. off the top of my head:

- we wouldnโ€™t have privacy,
- we couldnโ€™t pick programs or operating systems freely,
-we couldnโ€™t go offline,
- we could get locked out of them at any time

28.02.2026 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear everyone putting on the cheerleading skirts and pom-poms because Anthropic told the government to fuck off:

They still owe a whoooooooooooooole lot of authors, myself included, a whooooooooooooooole lot of money, and they are actively trying to get out of paying that debt.

27.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah thank you for the offer. iโ€™m after one with a screen tho ๐Ÿซถ

27.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0