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tv+film editor+ae πŸŽ¬βœ‚οΈ feline appreciator β€’ yarn transformer i’ll be on the dancefloor πŸͺ© [she/her] πŸ“cape town

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how to get away with just listening to One Song podcast all day instead of working…

04.03.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

23.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3396    πŸ” 611    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 63
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stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is standing in a field with his eyes closed and his mouth open . Alt: stitch from disney’s lilo and stitch has fucking had it. officially.

why the FUCK is whatsapp’s default buttdial a fkn VIDEO call, but i have to confirm thrice to call back a missed voice call?! 😫 make it make sense

04.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Generative AI sucks, has destroyed jobs, is sucking up untold amounts of water, and is rendering portions of Memphis, TN and other cities uninhabitable because of poor air quality and infrasound pollution.

Buy real #art from a real #artist in my Etsy Megathread below:
#gift #crafts #handmade #bsnm

03.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working through grief strengthens you. You learn to value life in a way no one can take away from you.

AI tech companies hate this. They want you hollow and vulnerable and clinging to them for direction. So it makes sense they try to stop this crucial process, taking our power and autonomy. Again.

03.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

First they breathe in the vapors (cocaine) and then they consult the oracle (chat gpt)

03.03.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well, this kept getting more true, huh

03.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

fascism

03.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank goodness i have a cat who scolds me to go to bed on time (she sleeps on the sofa and gets very annoyed if we hang around watching tv too late)

03.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how, how would you even, where does, you can just, it's code online, and on billions of bits of storage media out there, there's, it's- you can just build it from scratch, if you have to, from the code, and the documentation, i dont, it doesn't work like, it, its - that's; how ,, what?

aag
huh???

03.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you! i’ve been keen for some double knitting actually. need to find a LotR fan to make it for 😁

03.03.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ah this is dope!

03.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sigh. this fkn timeline

03.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜… if suckers need to give their money away, send some my way dudes! i’ll tell you what a special boy you are, i promise

03.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

03.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s dog food, right? tell me it’s dog food

03.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

hehe yup he does this in the rain too. but no excuse today, just waily waily

03.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah cheese, the miracle healer

03.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this cat is standing at the front door singing his loudest lament when the back door is open (and has been all day. he just came in through it)

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like #avid has put Close Selected Bins and Delete Selected Bins a leeeetle too close together ⚰️

#postchat #postsky

03.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A meme image rumored to be designed to make you feel like you just had an ictus: unrecognizable items that look close enough to other stuff to tickle at recognition, only furthering your confusion.

A meme image rumored to be designed to make you feel like you just had an ictus: unrecognizable items that look close enough to other stuff to tickle at recognition, only furthering your confusion.

When going to the office was enough to put you seconds away from a meltdown, and then your coworkers ask you why you never go out for drinks with them afterwards.

02.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

lol are you me?

02.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do they… think the DOP went to space? 😐

02.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A realistic colour drawing of a great horned owl perched on a post. Its body is facing to its right, its head is facing to its left.

A realistic colour drawing of a great horned owl perched on a post. Its body is facing to its right, its head is facing to its left.

"Great Horned Owl", pencil crayon/graphite on paper, 8x11", 2026- $450(Cdn) #art #birds

02.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cillian out here consistently making me like him

02.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've found that a lot of privileged artists love to philosophize on what AI is, artistically speaking - and frankly I find it mental masturbation at best, and deliberate ignorance at worst

02.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"There sure are a lot of grifters at this grifter party."

02.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWouldn’t choosing to vote for him also indicate contempt for one’s fellowβ€”β€œ

β€œJEEEEEFF you said you purged all these people why is this one talking to me”

02.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera

Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera

My relatives at the family gathering: Hey! There he is finally came down join us huh?

Me trying to sneak by them to grab a snack from the kitchen without being noticed:

02.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

😍🩷

02.03.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0