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tv+film editor+ae ๐ŸŽฌโœ‚๏ธ feline appreciator โ€ข yarn transformer iโ€™ll be on the dancefloor ๐Ÿชฉ [she/her] ๐Ÿ“cape town

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๐Ÿฅฐ such a fav

01.03.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

willow?

28.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of the Mayfair Theatre of Ottawa. An evening sunset setting with lights on inside.

Illustration of the Mayfair Theatre of Ottawa. An evening sunset setting with lights on inside.

It's Ottawa's oldest active movie theatre, the Mayfair Theatre. Always something good playing here. Check it out, if you've never been!

Bonus points to whomst can guess all the movie posters here. Don't forget the Animation Show n Tell coming again this spring!

#art #Ottawa #bankstreetottawa

28.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

aw larry ๐Ÿ˜ป

28.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We have to side with our country during wartime!"

Actually no, we don't. That's just government imperialist propaganda.

28.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 592    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

also the best way to eat chips at your desk

28.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
spicy cucumber + edamame salad

spicy cucumber + edamame salad

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿซ›๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

28.02.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

arggghh shoulder dislocation story on #ThePitt ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

28.02.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is solid advice. This cannot be allowed to be the new reality of PCs, the consequences would be devastating. off the top of my head:

- we wouldnโ€™t have privacy,
- we couldnโ€™t pick programs or operating systems freely,
-we couldnโ€™t go offline,
- we could get locked out of them at any time

28.02.2026 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear everyone putting on the cheerleading skirts and pom-poms because Anthropic told the government to fuck off:

They still owe a whoooooooooooooole lot of authors, myself included, a whooooooooooooooole lot of money, and they are actively trying to get out of paying that debt.

27.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah thank you for the offer. iโ€™m after one with a screen tho ๐Ÿซถ

27.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah nice. my one of those got stolen ๐Ÿ˜”

27.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to go โœŒ๏ธanalogโœŒ๏ธ againโ€ฆ where can i get a refurbished ipod?

27.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

love this! reminds me of a sea urchin shell

27.02.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lolsob

27.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ  iโ€™m at the office by 6:30 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

27.02.2026 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gawd, same ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด

27.02.2026 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of an intentionally crudely drawn Godzilla-adjacent kaiju with a cityscape backdrop inside a circular frame. Text curves around the circleโ€™s edge and reads โ€œmight do a little stomp as a treatโ€

Illustration of an intentionally crudely drawn Godzilla-adjacent kaiju with a cityscape backdrop inside a circular frame. Text curves around the circleโ€™s edge and reads โ€œmight do a little stomp as a treatโ€

You can just stomp around the house like a kaiju and nobody can stop you. Treat yoโ€™self.

27.02.2026 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the snakes just caught my eye
๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ

27.02.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s so great

26.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dancing pizza snakes oh god not again

26.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

canโ€™t go wrong ๐Ÿณ

26.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fucking Audible ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

26.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whatโ€™s a line delivery youโ€™ll never forget?

canโ€™t find a gif of it, but in District 9 when wikus sees all the tech in christopherโ€™s home and goes โ€œthisโ€ฆ this is very illegal heyโ€

26.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

their timeline gave me whiplash

26.02.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i. what.

26.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I block the moment I get off vibes and donโ€™t think twice about it. Makes this app a million times better to use.

26.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
26.02.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open Alt: homer simpson drooling and doing spirit fingers
26.02.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ya know?!

26.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0