Billie on the Skeet

“They won’t let me change my name!” cries man who thinks trans people shouldn’t be able to change their names

A restaurant called "The Legendary Dukey's"

When I'm on the toilet, I'm only leaving

I once heard rumor of a gal who kept them afterwards and sold one in exchange for a full back piece tattoo

Ngl, no more uncomfortable feeling that a nut slipping in and out of a tuck during leg press

A merry Billie shot day to you all

I love punk. What do you mean your band has been around 10 years, you have 5 albums, and your entire discography is less than 2 hours?

Me and my friends

The sold out crowd

Absolutely insane vibe at the sold out @pwhltorrent.bsky.social game!!

My wife saying she’s horny and me responding with that Bill Hader gif of him going “Oh that terrible!”

Being married rocks

Happy New Gorillaz Album Day for all who celebrate

Don’t tempt me with a good time

I am writing my little spec script for my little spec reboot of a trans-lead Sex & The City and no one can stop me!!

But I just did it on Tuesday!!

These fuckers don’t deserve my piss. Only visiting those graves if I have food poisoning 😤😤

The Power of being able to have "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" playing in game during a TTRPG is just nuts

I'm preparing a campaign that takes place in 2007, and I am just getting gut punched by the music I'm picking for the soundtrack.

I'm just combing through volumes of "Now That's What I Call Music" to compile them

Take you fucking shot!!!!

This propaganda was brought to you by the Tuesday Shot Day Society

I’m personally fine with my atrophy.Before HRT, I just had too much penis.

Like an unnecessary amount.

They needed a two man saw to circumcise me.

I needed an open carry permit even with my pants on.

A handjob took 12 men stroking in unison like Vikings on a longship.

Just too much penis!!

Looks great friend~

Groundbreaking!!

Charlotte - Came from a rich family, been stealth most of her life and only later having her moment of seeking community.

Miranda - The token cis lesbian. While she uses she/they, they read far more as a they/she.

I’d want the dynamic to be:

Carrie - Spunky trans gal who came out later in life and is still in the first 5 years of experiencing womanhood.

Samantha - Burlesque/OF Doll, out since 20, had more sugar daddies than you can count

I’ve been thinking so much more about this so much and legit, I’d give just about anything to be able to make it one day.

When I was a young kid fist getting into performance, I always wanted to have a chance to write for TV

So one of my biggest goals with comedy is to one day get a chance to pitch a sitcom. If I could see a Trans-lead Sex &The City reboot/knockoff in my lifetime, I will die happy

So the tariffs have been struck down, and Trump built the entire government revenue plan around those tariffs so…… 60K Dow Jones, right?

Remember when the ending of Toy Story 3 was a great end to a beloved trilogy? Remember how it means nothing now?

I may not have shoulder boulders, but at least I’ve got boulder shoulders!

-cries dysphorically-

Who up wreaking havoc on the family tree?

Some gals worry about genital atrophy, but I consider it a blessing.

I had too much penis!

Like, not in a hot way, in an inconvenient way.

Just more cock than anyone knew what to do with.

Like a tree in the middle of the road, just in the way and an annoyance!

O lord!