Hills

Smashing

He’d kick your cunt in, you little wheezy old furry ferret!

Gave up, that’s why I bum dogs now. Loads easier

Cat fingerer

Well, I didn’t mean like ‘that’

Thet Dalmatian on the crufts is lovely

You’d fucking love it, you one lunged pisspot!

Some ex pat Scouser who moved to Mold when he made a few quid

Rough guess

Reet gurt lush that lads, South Indian Mutton Curry. Decent

Behold

Jolly good thanks, just sat here with a beer waiting to be called up

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Hiya Huffs, you ok pal, missed you loads son, man, fella me lad

I’m not going to lie Lads, and Ladies, my Mutton Pepper Fry is ABSOLUTELY BANGING

Bet you’d Bum it!

Does it pay well?

Had it on while cooking, every time I look up a wee Jimmy Krankie is scoring

Get with the beat baggy, it’s 2026 and we’re allowed to use these words again, apparently…

I wasn’t expecting the jocks to beat the frogs

Sacre Bleu!

Yep, just about to add the tomato’s

Well, yes quite

What is it about Labour MPs gaining power and suddenly losing morality.

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A sleep

#WhenTaken #739 (07.03.2026)

I scored 806/1000🏅

1️⃣📍65.3 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍57.7 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇194/200
3️⃣📍297 km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈154/200
4️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈164/200
5️⃣📍11.8K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥉98/200

Wordle 1,722 4/6

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One bag in the freezer, one in the fridge for tomorrow or Sunday