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Jason Birzer

@thelongshot2112.bsky.social

Software dev, #Commanders fan, Anime, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, board games and video games. Heavy metal and prog rock fan. Longshot is my avatar, even tho I am nothing like him. He/him

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09.03.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10054    πŸ” 2250    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 417

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10141    πŸ” 6124    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

celebrate womens day by accepting the sword being handed you by the pond

08.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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#UnicornOverlord #Berengaria

07.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1638    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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BABYMETALDEATH #babymetal #edwinhuang a work in progress shot of my latest piece

08.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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QTP with women ❀️‍πŸ”₯
Happy Women's Day!! βš”οΈπŸ’«

08.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1089    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 47

It is too bad that primary school took out all the joy of learning from my kid. By the end, there was nothing she felt she needed to learn from school and is heavily biased against the classroom environment.

08.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Casey Edwards β„’M
@ComposerCasey
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NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match."
Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks**

Kubilay @resonmon β€’ May 29, 2021
@ComposerCasey
Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character.
It doesn't have to be anything special.
Casey Edwards: Gotcha!
Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Casey Edwards β„’M @ComposerCasey Follow ... NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match." Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks** Kubilay @resonmon β€’ May 29, 2021 @ComposerCasey Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character. It doesn't have to be anything special. Casey Edwards: Gotcha! Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Every time I see those stupid β€œit’s just a silly game the song didn’t need to go that hard” memes I’m always reminded of Casey Edwards describing making Bury the Light for Devil May Cry 5

07.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3932    πŸ” 1378    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 28

I mean, that isn't that far off from Next Men.

07.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be honest, the Dems were doomed once the knives came out for Biden way too late. No one was questioning Biden running again until they sensed weakness. Had the party had actual leadership, they could have gone to the pitcher's mound and relieved him.

07.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Weird Al Yankovic is a Lesbian: a PSA
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Weird Al Yankovic is a Lesbian: a PSA

I have to admit, this is pretty funny. (Maybe if I had Weird Al's hair I would be consider a lesbian as well)
https://youtu.be/jzT8YOqIp9o?si=BEf2E3tpzV-qWjsN

07.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is one of those things I'd like to have an expanded explination. (using AI to upscale isn't inherently bad.)

07.03.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1151    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 7

Pratchett was a Computer Knower, which is sometimes enough.

07.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your brain and data may be in the internet, a world that is both everywhere and nowhere. But your ass is still firmly planted in the jurisdiction of somebody's courts. And police.

Proton is correct. The odds of you finding a company that won't comply with its local police are basically zero.

07.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 13

Personally, I'd rather have taco trucks on every corner.

07.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a large metal slide is going down a red carpet GIF from Tenor
07.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion:

sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger

Amarion: Yeah cause they are????

sj: 1/3>1/4
      .33> .25

Amarion: what are those signs

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

01.11.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4430    πŸ” 856    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 50
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sometimes your orchestral metal breakdown needs a big heckin Oberheim sweep

07.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leverage was the best Robin Hood.

07.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Madoka Kaname - sketch vs render πŸŽ€

07.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 869    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
The Butcher's Ballroom by Diablo Swing Orchestra
Three Aces - Live at MAGFest 2026 by The Tiberian Sons, Videri String Quartet, The Game Brass, Dom Palombi
The Gereg (Deluxe Edition) by The HU
From The Silence by Iluvatar
Bloom (10th Anniversary Edition) by Caligula's Horse
The Escapologist (Full Album) by Jason Bieler And The Baron Von Bielski Orchestra
Genotype by Textures
Songs of Awakening by Time's Forgotten
Allo Babar et les Caramboleurs by Ethmebb
Mass Effect - Uncharted Worlds by Volkor X
Sirens by Glasgow Coma Scale
A Book About Itself by Karmanjakah

The Butcher's Ballroom by Diablo Swing Orchestra Three Aces - Live at MAGFest 2026 by The Tiberian Sons, Videri String Quartet, The Game Brass, Dom Palombi The Gereg (Deluxe Edition) by The HU From The Silence by Iluvatar Bloom (10th Anniversary Edition) by Caligula's Horse The Escapologist (Full Album) by Jason Bieler And The Baron Von Bielski Orchestra Genotype by Textures Songs of Awakening by Time's Forgotten Allo Babar et les Caramboleurs by Ethmebb Mass Effect - Uncharted Worlds by Volkor X Sirens by Glasgow Coma Scale A Book About Itself by Karmanjakah

For this #bandcampfriday is a combination of old stuff (DDO, The HU, Iluvatar, Caligula's Horse) and new to me stuff. Course, The Tiberian Sons dropped their MAGFest concert, so I had to pick it up.

07.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12350    πŸ” 4524    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 25

give whoever’s idea this was a merit badge

07.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 969    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 3
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Lily Alexandre β€” Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

Out now on Nebula:

Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

05.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1030    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 15

I'm sorry to appear agist, but people who grew up adjusting the rabbit ears to improve reception on TV38 broadcasts of Bruins games probably aren't the best people to be writing laws related to the internet

06.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Bandcamp Friday!

Pick up my album Lunaria for the progressive metal chiptune concept album you didn’t know you needed in your life.

danimalcannon.bandcamp.com/album/lunaria

06.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

desk job + gym membership is the ideal dude life and these dipshits should embrace it rather than attempting to upend the entirety of civilization on the basis of Gender

06.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0