and it's not the person's fault either because it makes sense that there was "discourse on twitter" and you feel the fool for thinking it was a simple funny thing in the first place

when you're telling everyone about a funny thing that just happened on the internet and someone says "yeah I saw the discourse on twitter about it" and you get a pit in your stomach and now the funny thing fills you with dread and horror.

in the end the old testament god was an asshole anyways so like we're better off, but I feel like if he was real and telling us what to do we'd just do it because like, what are you going to do, he's god

I would ask my pastor and he would give me some uninspiring roundabout thing about what "listening to god" means is like and I'm like bruh the bible says a burning bush straight up talked to moses what is your excuse

the old testament ruined religion for me. It's all like "god told x to do y and then z" how did this religion survive when it was setting people up to literally have god tell you what to do and then that never happens? the world would be so simple if that's how it worked

This interpretation is backed up by the text btw, in the book when Wonka explains to his guests how a TV works Mike TV points out that he's completely wrong and Wonka ignores him, which means the only explanation for why the machine works with a real TV is the Oompa Loompas invented it and not Wonka

Now that Elon Musk has painted a new picture of the "eccentric billionaire" my read of Willy Wonka is that he's actually a moron and doesn't understand how the things in his factory work and the oompa loompas are the real geniuses fixing his bad ideas

Turns out my problem is adblock plus sucks anus dick. If you have it, uninstall it and get ublock if on firefox or ublock lite on chrome

Bonus points: this is on a site where it is already famously difficult to find the download link in the fucking first place

I have adblock plus ENABLED by the fucking way

how in the almighty fuck is this considered a legitimate site to ask someone to go to in order to install a mod, is it fucking 2003, how the fuck is this allowed, holy shit

if something that could be utterly and completely normal is a "cancer sign" it's an utterly useless one because no one is going to schedule a doctor visit and a bunch of expensive tests over something that is generally not indicative of literally anything wrong

I fucking love mayo clinic "Probably literally nothing! But also could be cancer :)" this is something we'd say as a joke but that's the literal summary here

did you ever think about the reason that bomberman bombs explode into cross shapes was because in the original game there was a grid of solid blocks in every level that actually shaped the explosion that way, and it wasn't until later they established"no the bombs just do that"

a Heathcliff comic featuring Heathcliff driving a ham car and wearing a ham helmet. the caption has been replaced with the text "what the fuck?"

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I want to get the word out about this because this article is fucking embarrassing and I want WaPo fucking shamed for publishing it. It took me 10 minutes of research to prove that this entire article is a farce. Did the author think no one was going to check this shit?

most of the profit sperm banks make comes from a small percentage of very wealthy customers with lots of expendable income that buys semen in large quantities. these are known as sperm whales

I am trying to set a rule of "don't use this word unless the context involves something being worthy of outrage" and have already found myself accidentally breaking this rule multiple times

My autism has caught a new overused adverb "Outrageously" and while I like this more than previous adverbs "Literally" and "Unironically" I'm still a big miffed by the realization that I am probably going to be overusing this word for years to come and there's nothing I can do about it

btw if you think I'm getting this because I live in Ohio, I absolutely do not live in Ohio

LinkedIn is allowed to show a notification that you have a "new private message" and then it's this clownshit

high level guilty gear strive ranked gameplay

"Genie, please make 2026 more chill than 2025," I said to the genie in the bottle.

"This is going to be fun," responded The Genie That Grants The Exact Opposite Of Whatever You Wished For

I didn't get that far into the game but the repeated refusal of the main character to accept things like shoes or a map hit way too close to home as an autistic person who turns down accommodations in the school or workplace way more frequently than I should even when they would help

Whenever you fall over in this game you get an amount of mud or dirt on your character that I can physically feel looking at it. @foddy.net did you do all this shit on purpose, if it was intended you did too good a job

Baby Steps feels hand tuned to cause discomfort to me specifically
Every cutscene in this game is the most uncomfortable interaction I've had with another autistic person, and the sound design features no less than 3 bugs or frogs at any given time making repeated noises right in your ear

call me when goku's power level is so high it has to be displayed with scientific notation that's when I'll know db super has gotten good

Mental Gymnastics meme: Top panel - "I am Leaving Twitter" Bottom Panel: "Break up links to limit the penalties to your algorithm." "Blocks don't protect you, so set your account to private if you get heat!" "Don't retweet, you'll get deboosted!" "Remember to not say commission or t-shirt so the bots don't scam your clients!" "Upload your art as a 6-frame gif so trolls can't use the edit button to make your character say "White Power.""

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Also Wonderful 101 has "I'm sad that my mom is gone therefore BILLIONS DEAD"