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@helixsnake.bsky.social

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if you mean vinny, I don't exactly have a way to communicate with him

28.09.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you have been blessed by the god of cheeky ass

28.09.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, an incompetent timber worker who just cut down a tree that fell on someone's house and destroyed their living room: "You know, us timber workers have a saying..."

27.09.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've said that Kirk, as dishonest as he is, might approve of the blatant whitewashing and lying about his character if he could see if from the grave, but this goes so far that I think he would be genuinely insulted

15.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tulsi Gabbard compares Charlie Kirk’s killing to 9/11 Trump’s Director of National Intelligence says political opponents β€˜have made God their enemy’

source: www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

15.09.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk has reached fucking looney tunes levels. This statement might be the biggest lie the Trump administration has ever told. Claiming the guy lived by a statement that is the inverse of his entire ethos, said by a man he hated

15.09.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is grubhub like actually fucking cooked? Like the company is burning down and going to declare bankruptcy in a month cooked? I am getting so many failed deliveries and erratic driver behavior and if this is what's normal this company is not going to last til 2026

11.09.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the scandals involving stuffbeing marked for adults or demonetized, that stuff was still up. This is straight up deleting content, content that might be archived for informational purposes. I've seen people say their accounts were deleted for this. This is possibly the worst thing they've done.

07.09.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I do not think this is an isolated incident either. Please share if anyone else has experienced this so we can understand the scope of this problem.

07.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please share this as many places as you can. The execs need to feel the pressure from this because this is one of the biggest fuckups they've done in actual decades. Everyone in Youtube leadership should be panicking over the PR disaster from this decision.

07.09.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I appealed this and it was upheld. Youtube disallowing nudity in game footage. Shooting themselves in the foot with a goddamn rocket launcher. This is going to make it unsafe to upload let's plays, longplays and speedruns of thousands of games. What the fuck is wrong with this company.

07.09.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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can someone please stop tilting the cartridge on the twitch player I'm trying to watch smallant

22.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, white boomers, us wokes know what you're going through because we just went through the same thing with Target. It's not because people are too OK with gay people, it's because capitalism is not a meritocracy and shareholders often run corporations poorly

22.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How do you look at a fuck up of old timey aesthetics so potent that it could only be the product of an out of touch board of directors who neither know or care anything about the company they're running, and go "do you know whose fault this is? THE GAYS"

22.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And sloppy style is like extreme sloppy style for symbiotes like they're standing in a puddle of their saliva at the end of the make out session

18.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream last night they finally brought Venom to the MCU and immediately made the movie about how Venom is in a gay relationship with Symbiote Spiderman and they would activate their suit powers and make out sloppy style in public

18.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if something that is annoying to do is a "pain in the ass", is something that's fun to do a "pleasure in the ass"

17.08.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also a funny part of the discovery, you can just skip the final barrel that takes you into the bossfight and land on the platform the ring is on, from there you can platform around on random shit around the ring for some reason. The mush will stop rising too. It's pretty funny

13.08.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While it is possible to get a gold statue to spawn right at the path leading up to the final boss, it seems actually getting the gold into the boss ring won't help in the fight

13.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@smallant.live I messed around today with getting a chunk of the shopkeep fractone into the final boss ring in Bananza... it's possible to get it into the ring unharmed but when you start the fight it's gone. Likely starting the fight takes you into a separate instance

13.08.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what if you stuck your peepee in a slime girl and pulled it out and it was just the bone

29.07.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

unitology uses the candles from the joel schumacher phantom of the opera that rise out of the water fully lit

22.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vamdemon's digimon power is kidney failure

21.07.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quite possibly the worst meme ever made by me or anyone

03.07.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as far as I can tell the secret to this fight is to just get good enough at what you can do to get through his first phase but when he does bullshit there's literally no answer to it but to let it waste your time and resources.

22.06.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the funny part is that once you've gotten a few health bars in he literally stops doing all the shit that there is no possible defense against, if you're going to make him NOT be bullshit when he gets to a "harder" phase why the FUCK make him do that shit in the first place

22.06.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is rare that I experience something in a game so torturously bullshit it makes me want to grab the devs by the shoulders and shake them violently and scream "what the fuck is WRONG with you" but the Zexion data fight in Kingdom Hearts 2 is doing that

22.06.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

batman TAS batman has memorized the location of every single tree in Gotham so that when he throws a guy off a building he can land in the tree and have it be non lethal

11.06.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my superpower is that I turn invisible when I orgasm. They'll never see me coming

10.06.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how our privacy is invaded so thoroughly for "targeted ads" and then when given the opportunity to not show an ad to as many people as possible, corpos still go "fuck that" and show 34 year olds like myself fortnite gummy worm candy ads anyways

07.06.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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