"Let's go to Costco on a Sunday," I tell my husband. "This has always worked for us and won't make me angry."

The oldest, frailest people you've ever seen insist on standing and walking to the door as the bus driver slams on their brakes to stop.

there is absolutely no way this woman got on the bus and asked the guy next to her for spiritual advice

If you're going to be job hunting at work (like I have too, more power to you), you should probably print any listings out at the correct printer and make sure your name isn't on the page lol.

anyway I'm sitting at the hotel speakeasy (I know) and some man is loudly telling a story about how someone broke into his house four different times??

Oh y'all thought you were having fun travelling? Well I'm in the booming metropolis of Akron, OH, for work so don't get too jealous!!!!

I'm saving this picture for personal use

Twitch Twitch is the world

just leaving this here
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...

So what I'm hearing is this is Eric's fault

"what workforce development plans can we learn from fictional Lumiose City?"

what if they all use boring meta pokemon EW

I'm going to be at a conference when Legends ZA releases. Do you think my fellow industry professionals will play Pokemon with me, y/n

Me, watching GBBO, and also always forgetting the US and UK name things differently:

Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??

luckily for you I'm delusional!

a close up of a metal chain on a white surface Alt: a close up of a metal chain on a white surface breaking

Finally, I can watch other streams

I'm not gay so I can't comment, sorry :(((

New Fire Emblem game announced (somehow related to Three Houses) and I ascend to the heavens

screenshot of Sacha saying to out lesbians (joke)

Omg chat did he really say this, why would he do that to y'all

Ah my favorite dance move, the "my boss and all my coworkers left early so I'll also dance outta here early"

Meeting friends for a concert and instead of paying $25 for an Uber I took the bus! And it took just as long at a fraction of the price! I love public transit!!!!!

My boss: want to leave 2 hours early to get a beer?

As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!

Man on the elevator: my partner is asking me to grab him things on my way home

Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY

Screenshot of a wooper sprite in HGSS with a text box under it saying “What?”

Carly Rae Jepsen's spirit is whispering in my ear, tempting me to buy Emotion for the third time on vinyl just for five extra tracks

Office culture downtown is everyone going outside at lunch to get their daily walk by the river

Leave it to my husband to make friends with the people at the wine bar and get about 50 free samples as a result

My mother to my 4 year old niece last night: do you want to find a board game that your uncles can play with you?

Me and my brother at the same time: how about no, actually??

It was 9:30 PM, she needed to go to bed lmao

This guy is having a video meeting with HR in a conference room, but the walls in this office building are so thin and he's talking so loudly that I can hear everything from the hallway! And I want to be gay and nosy but how am I supposed to just stand in the hallway??? Life isn't fair!

She was like in the inside corner of the elevator. No one else in this building has ever stood there when they're by themselves, it was very strange lol

This lady just scared me in the elevator because she was hiding behind where the buttons are? What are you doing over there???