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From this month's edition of The Onion.

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings

He was homeless as a child. He’s now fostered 47 children. Peter Mutabazi has adopted three children and is in the process of adopting three more.

At 10, he ran away from his parents’ home to escape a difficult childhood. He was homeless as a child.

Now, he’s a dad of six and has fostered 47 children since 2017, as a single father.

An rainbow arrangement of garden flowers placed on white fabric

Our brains love the colour gradation in rainbows, maybe due to our ancestors searching for sources of water. Looking at plants helps us recover from stress & looking at something we think is beautiful causes dopamine release.
I've posted this photo to alter your brain biochemistry for the better 🌿

BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?”

🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”

A few hundred Americans of all ages standing in dappled sun with flags and signs

Hello from Berlin where a few hundred Americans are outside the embassy, currently reading aloud from the Declaration of Independence. #nokings

Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"

#50501Movement

My pick for today!

Tesla is doing even worse than the rest of the market, let's make sure it stays that way, #teslatakedown fam! Get those actions up on the map and tag us in your posts so we can hype your actions 🤘

#HANDSOFF #NYC

Elon Musk can’t take the heat The numbers say anti-Tesla protests are working. So do Musk's increasingly unhinged actions.

"This is not the gesture of a man who is impervious to protests. It is the response of an oligarch who is being driven visibly insane by them." - @timothypmurphy.bsky.social

Keep going, #teslatakedown. The Snowflake in Chief is melting as we bring the heat. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Trump has dropped over 100 enforcement actions against corporations. That includes 10 corporations that have donated to or allied with him — like SpaceX, crypto corporation Coinbase, and private prison corporation GEO Group. This is corruption of the highest degree.

Kick rocks, Elon. This is just the beginning. Our democracy IS. NOT. FOR. FUCKING. SALE. We the people are gonna make sure you regret trying. #teslatakedown

🔥🍿“America needs you to grow up, you petulant man-child.”