#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs summer will be over before you know it.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs it's still winter, and there's ice everywhere.

It's easier to let it go away on its own, rather than having to go out and stomp all over it.

YouTube video by Bonky McGee Pearl Drops' Tooth Polish, strange commercial c.1982.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I need time to shower🚿 shampoo🧴 & shine ✨ and watch pearl drops tooth polish commercials
Mmmmmmm it’s a great feeling👅
Wth yall 😂 it was a decent tooth polish. While it lasted. Probably causes permanent damage to your idk tongue or something. Mmmmm
youtu.be/ZtMG0Eu_Fas?...

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs
You want me to go out to dinner in this economy?
Are you insane?

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs if I have to go somewhere, I'm gonna have to take a shower, and there will be a water crisis eventually.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs procrastination.

I'll get around to it eventually.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs what if I run into someone who really should be punched in the throat, and I'm the only one to do it?

a group of cartoon characters are flying through the air in boats Alt: a group of Jetsons cartoon characters are flying through the air in cars

So true!

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I don’t have a flying car & I blame The Jetsons for giving me false hope that I would have one by now.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I've been sick lately.

Of society.

😂

🏆🏆🏆

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs It’s a dangerous world out there. The chances of getting out alive are remote.

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs Hashtag games #️⃣ 👩‍💻

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs that I’m bedridden, so where else would I be & why the hell are you in my room?

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs
I’m old, now get off my lawn!

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs I might miss a hashtag game

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs No one else wants my company

#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs is this week's #TGIFTags #HashtagGame !

Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @KatanaDiva.bsky.social @DebIsGone.bsky.social and @TGIFTags.bsky.social !

a black and white photo of a group of people walking in the snow Alt: a black and white photo of a group of people walking very carefully in the snow

Cryophobia is real. See you in the Spring.
Join TGIF Tags tonight and share:
#MyBestStayHomeExcuseIs
Go!

bumps

#BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen

#BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen
ios liquid glass
😠

#BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen shit

#BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen is this week's #TGIFTags #HashtagGame !

Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @KatanaDiva.bsky.social @DebIsGone.bsky.social and @TGIFTags.bsky.social !

a man wearing a mask holds a boombox over his head in front of a car Alt: a man wearing a Jason mask holds a boombox over his head in front of a car

Stay on Friday the 13th alert for surprise Jasons.
Join us tonight and share your surprise forecasts with:
#BeWarnedSurprise_WillHappen
Go!

#MyEscapePlanInvolves some cutting

#MyEscapePlanInvolves being Sly

#MyEscapePlanInvolves
Lotsa Tacos 🌮 🌮 🌮 girls gotta eat.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves

Rhymey things like I sometimes do now and again …

~~~~ •••• ~~~~

I’m an escaper
Doing a caper
All that’s left of me
Is my moist vapor 💨

(“moist” ftw 🙌)

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and says `` i have only one thing to say to you '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and says `` i have only one thing to say to you '' .

awesome