Tim Hensley

One of my coworkers said to me today “I know you’re not but it feels like you’re my uncle, you have strong uncle vibes”. At that moment I felt like I should have made him do something dangerous with me.

If I know I am building a big stage the next day I just prepare like I’m going to the gym.

You ever click on “see more” and then get upset at how much more there is?

Ohio Lawmakers Plan to Restrict Voter-Approved Cannabis Law by End of June

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Hey nice one Springfield Township. I’d blame it all on the raccoon.

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Too many a idolize badness, and slackness
Island in the sun, just falling inna darkness
One love and one heart, we the heart deh
Nowadays you no cool if you no heartless

YouTube video by Philosophy Coded Why the Most Foolish People End Up in Power – Machiavelli Knew This

Run away from the heard

Can’t we just tell him we did the tariffs and then just not do’em. He’d never know.

Whenever I add something to my list on Netflix it means that I’m never going to watch it.

I’ve been eatin a lot of hot dogs.

YouTube video by Tim Hensley Karigan Time

A little throw back to when I used to do stuff.

Most days all days.

Trump vowed to end surprise medical bills. The team working on that just got slashed Trump's first round of staff cuts to federal agencies eliminated dozens of positions at the Center for Consumer Information and Insurance Oversight, in charge of implementing the No Surprises Act.

Trump vowed to end surprise medical bills. The team working on that just got slashed

Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party

thx in advance

Cleanin out my dad’s house. I don’t want OR have room for any of this shit but it breaks my heart to throw it away. I keep finding shit that I will never use but then I put it in my car.

I feel like it’s ok to put a fried egg on anything 🤷‍♂️

“To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable.” ~Ludwig van Beethoven

They should make statues of regular people. Like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff

Roy Orbison is criminally underrated.

Date night

A snow like this really makes me miss all of my dogs. We’d definitely be out there making footprints right now.

Does screaming at children make you a bad person?

Time is an apex predator.

I’m about to eat so much Indian food.

I’m goin on a full out Christmas bender.

babies have had a free ride for too long

like and repost if you agree

MARVEL EXEC: So your main character's special power is that he's a brilliant journalist??

ME: Yes, I'm calling him Scooperman

EXEC: Get out

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”