@agiantpaperclip.bsky.social
Went to the Player Haters' Ball and they all knew me.
Howdy!!
19.05.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Whatever Happened to Nasir Jones?"
19.05.2025 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The problem with bluesky is i already have so many bad actors blocked on the bird app that i still have a 70% pleasant experience using it.
(I did see an advertisement for someone drinking piss, but i don't wanna think about that rn, i blocked 'em though!)
I gotta block the bad actors here too, ugh.
If i get a flat tire omw to a function, that's a sign from the Lord I need to stay home. If i get a flat tire omw home, that just means I had fun :)
07.04.2025 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its a lovely day, i am touching grass and eating costco pizza!!
10.03.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmao i'm out in the streets!!
10.03.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Swizz Beatz just ruined my mood because i forgot how his verse on Lord Lord Lord started.
17.02.2025 09:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Clippy in a kufi with laser eyes
@blackladyblue.bsky.social got me right!
16.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haven't written a song in ages, grinded 95% of one out today.
16.02.2025 07:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Adobe took away their photoshop app, and I haven't found a free replacement for it yet!
15.02.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This post reminded me i forgot to put mine on
15.02.2025 15:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am an enormous sentient office supply.
09.02.2025 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE FACE TATTOOS? OH GOD
05.02.2025 05:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't think I look like someone who dates men with face tattoos. And yet. They keep trying me.
05.02.2025 03:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Aubrey
04.02.2025 07:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Belly button singing i might swerve, bend that corner, whoa.
04.02.2025 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can only get shot and die once. How many times has Drake had to hear NLU?
03.02.2025 04:43 — 👍 95 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1Talked myself into the draws and then he talked me out of them.
🤷🏿♀️ at least my room's clean now.
Meg ever point at me like she's Hand Banana, best believe I'm going. Skipping right to her actually!
10.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0😭
03.01.2025 07:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cat caught me doing the do and now i think he's traumatized. I'm sorry, my boy. I tried to protect you 🥲
03.01.2025 07:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The ancient prophecy foretold this.
19.12.2024 05:39 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Car was doing fine until she started talking more
19.12.2024 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fireball fumes coming off her probably singed the deputies' eyebrows off
19.12.2024 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1That footage coming out before the RHOP reunion. Oh man.
19.12.2024 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loose as a goose
19.12.2024 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tore my room up looking for my lighter (my LAST lighter at that), gave up and started using matches like it's 1898, finally found my lighter...under my left breast. Ridiculous.
19.12.2024 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have an MRI tomorrow and like 40 silver charms in my hair that I almost forgot to take out. I might cry. I might.
18.12.2024 07:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you, thank you
15.12.2024 09:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
