Gov: WE WILL PUT ALL TRANSACTIONS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN
*public asks for money back from highly tracked government transaction*
Gov: how could anyone possibly know where any of those billions of dollars are?
@caseyhartman.bsky.social
Just another nobody refugee from Twitter that pines for the days of boring politics and a shared reality. I believe healthcare is a basic human right. Obviously, I'm a fan of lost causes, as evidenced by my continued playing of HOTS.
Gov: WE WILL PUT ALL TRANSACTIONS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN
*public asks for money back from highly tracked government transaction*
Gov: how could anyone possibly know where any of those billions of dollars are?
Have you considered something that will eat all of your free time at 1/10th the frustration?
05.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So are you're not going to confirm Markwayne, right?....right?
05.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this the best you've got? People were killed under her watch.
05.03.2026 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not the point, but what is the significance of repeatedly referring to someone as a dog walker? She must be one heck of a pet companion to merit all that.
04.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A regime change in the US is more likely than in Iran using the current methods.
02.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OMG stop shooting threes until you prove you can make a shot outside 10 ft.
02.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's almost exclusively morons.
01.03.2026 14:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trash-ass leader.
28.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me explaining Primer to random strangers on the street
28.02.2026 08:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coincidentally, the 4th book of the Tyrant Philosophers series, Pretenders to the Throne of God, released two weeks ago and I'm almost done with it so we're due for a shadow drop of a sequel to Shroud. (Pretty please?)
26.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Complete @aptshadow.bsky.social erasure. I'm pretty sure he has a full length novel coming out every two weeks.
26.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He should have done it about someone that freezes up and just sways for 30 minutes at a campaign event. I feel like that joke might have gotten a laugh or two.
19.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it me, or is the company named after an ED drug you'd see on a late night infomercial?
18.02.2026 11:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0C) All of the above
17.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The JD Vance of England using her powers for good? Dare to dream.
15.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Where are all the top ranked basketball teams? #Michigan
15.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You do not, understand any circumstances, have to hand it to Fanduel.
11.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Normally this would be an issue, but I bumbled into having an actually good work laptop, so it pushes 4 external screens: Two 32" stacked, a 27" portrait for email and a portable screen for personal consumption. Really need 'em all when I get cooking on Excel.
09.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They might be able to force me to buy a ticket, but there is no way I'd waste 108 minutes of my life in there.
07.02.2026 13:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When it's a short, nasty response I immediately assume Cheung wrote it. Everyone in the administration is the worst, but he might be THE WORST.
07.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I was building the same list earlier today, and almost missed that leg of his journey. Forgettable would be an understatement.
04.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sixers
04.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
First it's fingerguns. Next thing you know, it's fingerbangs for everyone.
Real slippery slope.
Who watches the watchmen?
Other watchmen, apparently. Huh.
Props to the Target worker in red that did as much as he could to defuse the situation without getting fired.
02.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Young Giamatti
Young Hackman
Old Paul Dano?
I'm just trying to figure out if 130-77 is a Scorigami now.
Felt good though.