very serious goblin

guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights

The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Traveling halfway across the world & packing into a room for a conference panel on the theme of resisting eugenics.

But not wearing a respirator during a surge in the ongoing pandemic.

What a fun way to show how the research & scholars you’re there to ostensibly listen to mean jack shit to you.

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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible

i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

it's giving

10:30am: "Brevard County Sheriff Sheriff Wayne Ivey: "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead." 10:49am: law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

Jesus.

The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...

the iconic Artie from Sopranos pointing a rifle meme

go ahead, post another "both sides" take. tell me about cafeteria complaints and affinity group graduations at liberal arts colleges set the groundwork for today's DHS. write another essay comparing the domestic mobilization of the military to the social dynamics of leftist group chats.

“It’s important not to get distracted from the real issues.”

I disagree. I think hilarious distractions like this are extremely important.

we could have had taco trucks on every corner

the government won't tell you this but

germ theory is real

The dance party from Andor but it's Rasputin

The fact that we are also making lists of Jewish professors proves the harmlessness of our registry of autistic children.

by Linda McMahon and RFK Jr.

It’s insane how the ultra-wealthy dedicate so much time ruining life for the rest of us

They could be doing ANYTHING

They don’t have to EVER stop playing dwarf fortress and rewatching the X-files

They could even do it on their yachts

Instead they do EVIL SHIT

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

i know people say autism can't be cured because it's not a disease but i think we should try curing it by giving every autistic person five million dollars in cash

If you opened a factory yesterday, you can close it now.