Steve49W

The old advice us "find your own voice." I really wish that more people would find Marcel Marceau's, and not Monsieur Le Petomane's.

This honest to God happened. I was at the supermarket. The cashier had her name, Mickey, on her tag. I asked, "How y'doin Mickey?" She deadpanned to me."I'm so fine I blow your mind."

Today is August 8th. It is the Taiwanese unofficial Fathers Day. The Chinese word for eight is "ba". August 8th would be "baba" (八八) the word for papa is "baba" (爸爸). So unofficially it's fathers day. Zany linguistics.

We did. We were so self-indulgent. I blame Benjamin Spock.

If therexare elections

The CEO, who was at the Coldplay concert with his side piece/employee, better hope his wife's maiden name is not Mangione.

Donald Trump, Jr. has started a new 1-900 number where for $2.99 per minute he says that his father's name is not in the Epstein files. For $3.99 he will try to do it without sobbing.

Apologies to the late, great Norm MacDonald

They long for the days of the zoot suit riots

They are still vile to me

Like bringing a strongly worded letter to a pew-pew fight.

It's like bringing a strongly worded letter to a pew-pew fight.

Y'all have never played Jenga. When people are forced to spend more money on healthcare and food, they have less money to spend on other things. That will prompt layoff in the "other things" industries.

Well done James!

As I walked back to my car there was an empty one pound box of sugar and the vehicle's gas cap on the windshield. That is the level of petty to which I can only aspire.

It had those high mounted exhaust pipes over the cab, a Confederate flag sticker on the rear window, and a 'Rolling Coal' bumper sticker. I went into the store and bought the few items I was there for.

After scrolling through posts on social media about rude & entitled people I was reminded of an incident I witnessed at the Von's in Hermosa Beach in 2018. The store had 2 parking spaces with EV charging stations. The lot was full. I saw a lifted pickup truck pull into one of the spaces.

What's this on the agenda for the next cabinet meeting? "The floor is lava."

One definition of a Renaissance Man is a guy who has been dead for around 450 years.

Apparently in the 18th Century personal honor was a much bigger deal.

They don't care. They are counting 9n the 72 virgins in the afterlife. Except all those virgins argue over Star Wars vs. Star Trek and live in their mother's basements.

a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup ALT: a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup

Not only was Iran bombed, so was Pete Hegseth.

It feels very September 10th right now. I am not talking about the weather.

My late wife's favorite episode.

I am saving y'all a thousand words.

Newsom did so call me! He called my personal phone!!

I swear Ethel must have dropped him on his head as an infant.

They very intelligent