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But will she get Dodger games there?

He knows about stench...

I went through and eliminated all the porn-bot followers, and now I have no engagement at all.

What a job creator

Wow! Those face eating leopards seem to be pretty weoo-fed these days.

It's no secret that Melania hates decorating the East Wing for Christmas. Is this demolition just an excuse for her to not be bothered with it? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The White House claims that doctors say he had the heart of a man in his mid-sixties. Unfortunately, that man is in the ICU at Cedar-Sinai.

Lots of thoughts and prayers to all the casualties, orphans, and people left homeless in war ravaged Portland as you dig yourselves out of the rubble and wreckage of what remains of your once beautiful city. You will never be forgotten.

He could count to three and get two of the numbers wrong.

The rest of the time is fundraising and genuflecting

I have approximately 50 baseballs autographed by classical music artists. All A-list. I am trying to figure out what to do with them as I don't want to ship them to Taiwan. Any suggestions?

They already lost that war in 1865.

Who remembers 'New Coke?" Then the reintroduction of "Coca-Cola Classic" and the massive surge in sales? Put that in your cracker barrel.

After Black Panther made his first appearance in his own comic in October 1976, Jack Kirby was told by his editors that he needed to have more white characters. Jack Kirby agreed, and in the next issue he had Black Panther beat up the KKK. - funfactswithjim

That's not fair to whorehouses

a small white dog is running on a wooden floor next to a blue refrigerator ALT: a small white dog is running on a wooden floor next to a blue refrigerator

Is it ironic that because of the lack of, allegedly, undocumented workers in the hospitality, construction, and agriculture sectors, and Americans unwilling to do that work for those wages will cause the Federal Minimum Wage to be increased?

I added the gif of puppies to get your attention.

Frozen green peas taste better than canned green peas. Canned green beans taste better than frozen green beans. Canned and frozen corn taste about the same.

Asparagus and Brussels sprouts can just save time and becone mulch as soon asap. Maybe use that mulch to grow peas, green beans, & corn.

The old advice us "find your own voice." I really wish that more people would find Marcel Marceau's, and not Monsieur Le Petomane's.

This honest to God happened. I was at the supermarket. The cashier had her name, Mickey, on her tag. I asked, "How y'doin Mickey?" She deadpanned to me."I'm so fine I blow your mind."

Today is August 8th. It is the Taiwanese unofficial Fathers Day. The Chinese word for eight is "ba". August 8th would be "baba" (八八) the word for papa is "baba" (爸爸). So unofficially it's fathers day. Zany linguistics.

We did. We were so self-indulgent. I blame Benjamin Spock.

If therexare elections

The CEO, who was at the Coldplay concert with his side piece/employee, better hope his wife's maiden name is not Mangione.

Donald Trump, Jr. has started a new 1-900 number where for $2.99 per minute he says that his father's name is not in the Epstein files. For $3.99 he will try to do it without sobbing.

Apologies to the late, great Norm MacDonald

They long for the days of the zoot suit riots

They are still vile to me

Like bringing a strongly worded letter to a pew-pew fight.

It's like bringing a strongly worded letter to a pew-pew fight.

Y'all have never played Jenga. When people are forced to spend more money on healthcare and food, they have less money to spend on other things. That will prompt layoff in the "other things" industries.