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Welcome to our carwash🧼

have you seen this cat? medium sized build, bluish complexion, possible ties to the occult. for more information, contact @smekbo.bsky.social

Estranged oil tycoon's son and his third wife are here to talk to you about the benefits of owning a timeshare

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

The hard truth is that one of these studios is not going to survive the merger.

When Disney bought Fox a decade ago people joked about how the Alien Queen was now a Disney princess. It was a lighthearted way of coping with the ever-increasing consolidation in media + utter absence of monopoly enforcement.

My ability to have a lighthearted reaction to this shit is long gone.

comic is from poorly drawn lines (that's the name of the comic) it's a several panel illustration of a mouse, a turtle and a snail wearing sunglasses having a conversation.the characters just stand still and talk so I'm not going to distinguish which panels have which speech bubbles. the mouse wearing a tie first says I'm finally getting into hustle culture. the turtle wearing a hat replies. hustle culture is over. we're doing leisure lifestyle now. the mouse replies but what about the grind? the turtle says it was a pyramid scheme. the snail and sunglasses also smoking a pipe says yeah the guy went to prison Mr grind. the mouse says they put Mr grind in prison just for grinding. the snail with sunglasses replies mainly for investment fraud to which the mouse says oh.

tai lopez viral YouTube ad pointing to Lamborghini in his garage.

The SEC Has Charged Social Media Influencer Tai Lopez With Running A $121 Million Ponzi Scheme. He Promised To Buy Old Brands Like Radio Shack And Turn Them Into E-Commerce Businesses, But The SEC Says It Was All A Fraud. image shows present day Tai Lopez with the brand logos for black millionaires and radio shack illustrated next to him.

100% true story about mr grind himself

Bethany Lynne from Roaring Spirits! I haven't drawn her in a hot minute so here's working iteration for her new design, particularly changed her body type a bit :)

volleyball kitty returns 🏐🐱

surprising, but welcome choice of characters

Kunoichi Rouge 🌘

Random thoughts again. Also, I get there has to be some sort of sorting system for social media due to how they work in regards to being giant forums where everyone sees everything. I just sometimes feel like I'm forcing my opinion about my art on my audiences by tagging or narrating it.

i'm not saying this must be the causative factor. it's just that the move and the circumstances around it are kinda sus, you know? and that always makes little red lights turn on in my head

and yeah, burnout can be crippling

personally i'm waiting for further developments that clarify the matter

production staff implied they were blindsided by the move too. i feel like i should mention it. historically, when projects terminated this abruptly, the reason was creative differences. and if you didn't cite a simple explanation like creative differences, it was to hide an acrimonious split.

don't remind me 😔

technological singularity and the terminator apocalypse are two sides of the same coin. that shit is just new age mysticism for computer nerds

sad state of affairs when "technological singularity" bullshit that had been debunked a decade plus ago is mainstreamed/sanewashed by banks and industry publications.

the credibility of this snake oil ideology should've died when it led to the creation of a cult that killed six people (the zizians)

some people demanded ethics in video game journalism. sounds to me this person delivered 🤷

You will never in a million years guess what the second paragraph of this Polygon review says.

nothing to do with that article, but kudos for the sukeban deka pfp 🫡

i stole that from @vaporlight.bsky.social lol

here's a thing you can try with american "i believe in facts!" liberals: talk to them about one of the more exceptionally awful things the government or a business did, wait for the reflexive accusation of conspiracy mongering, then hit them with the wiki article. they either swiftly leave the convo or, bonus points, go "it was different that time, for you see [1/56]"

censored again

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Panel 1: Hey Fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees Panel 2: huh Panel 3: And hold the tank controls Panel 4: what Panel 5: And hold the turn-based combat Panel 6: The fuck Panel 7: Jimmy what the fuck is he talking about Panel 8: This is a restaurant

Imagine a burger

brasil sil sil

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.