Tripp

What about diamonds and gold? Is that what your keep in your mouth?

I’ve been watching football for years, and every game includes exhaustive explanations about the rules - what is targeting, what can be reviewed, how overtime works. American sport on American TV.

I’ve been watching curling for a week and nobody has said one thing about how any of this works.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

And yet he left the gun in its holster and got shot anyway, justifying his desire to keep it with him

I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”

They don’t think we’re stupid, they rightly believe enough of us aren’t paying a lick of attention. And half of those of us who are paying attention are cheering this on.

I told Stephen Miller to kill himself on the other app and I think that’ll be it for me over there

The governor mandated a return to office at UF and now there is not one parking space on campus. Party of small government strikes again

smh the Kings are in LA

Age 39. I made the font larger on my browser today. Is this how it starts?

The Auburn Tigers will not ruin my family’s Christmas Eve

“I got a big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just seen a big ole ass.” -My brain, completing an Amazon commercial in 2023

This thing said dinosaurs are real, but not actually old, because they're in Job. Also if you don't honor your parents or you think lustfully you're going to hell forever. Happy Halloween!

My kids got some young earth creationist propaganda in their trick-or-treat bags. Haven’t found any drugs yet

Sure is a lot of coded racism in the facebook comments about school rezoning for a neighborhood with so many "in the house" signs

Also we talk about the 90s a lot in my office, because it was a great time for the company. That’s when I learn about a lot of 2000s babies

This thing keeps happening at work where I learn that my coworkers are children. Yesterday one said she was Sarah Palin for Halloween when she was 6 years old. Until then I assumed she was roughly my age, but Sarah Palin was a sports reporter in Alaska when I was 6 and that’s an obscure costume

When I ride that Disney monorail through that hotel and see people having breakfast down there, I want to call out to them “YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING YOU WANTED! YOU FOOLS!”

Protect from light

Sometimes it do be like having a kid!

Ad I just got. Talkin bout the Noles.

Sorry, I am from Marietta, GA. I think Outkast affected me

I don’t often use it, but when I do I go pretty hard with “finna”

Very sad I do not have a single RCA cable in the house to hook up the new vintage stereo to the TV

Dads of the internet: Never part with your box o’ cords. The minute you do, you’ll need at least 6 of them

I suspect there is a related story as to why FSU and Mississippi State are running around in purple shirts and pants. Either the fiber or the dye or the combination thereof no longer produces garnet/maroon

not as mad as Cal gonna be

Hope today is a real 10/10 for all of you

I see a bunch of video game footage too

CFB ATTENDANCE REPORT
Team: Florida
Most exhilarating win: 1997 Sugar Bowl
Most painful loss: 2009 SEC Championship
Loudest I’ve ever heard my stadium: 2006 South Carolina
Favorite road trip: LSU
Favorite road venue: does EverBank count?
House of Horrors: Tallahassee. Not even fun to win there.