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Expert analysis: Things are looking better. #hookem

We haven’t been Sky-ing today because we have been busy being overconfident. Here we go, though!! #hookem

And that’s it! We’ve won our first home CFP playoff game 38-24. Now, we advance on Atlanta like Sherman and fried food. #hooke

Ugh. Worst snap since Aunt Gertie’s ginger cookies arrived. …. Thanks, auntie. #hookem

And to think we didn’t trust Blue early in the year! Right now, I’d trust him with Pete Hegseth’s mother’s email password. #hookem

Blue by you … and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you too! #hookem

Halftime with an 18-point lead and Longhorn Band is playing a tribute to Led Zepplin. Alright, alright, alright. #hookem

Suddenly, I’m as nervous as
a 17-year-old at a Gaetz rager. #hookem

God’s shade of orange: 21

What you puke up from too much vodka and Orange Crush: 7

#hookem

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You got Burke’d. #hookem

Let’s go, Blue! #hookem

Remember, Horns fans, it’s darkest before it gets even darker. But that’s just a stupid saying. … We got this. #hookem

We didn't really need that #SEC trophy of a Massey Ferguson tractor wearing a Klan hood anyway. See ya at DKR, friends. #hookem

If there was any doubt that this was SOUTHeastern Conference, it was settled when we heard that ref run through the OT rules. It's tay-uhls! #hookem

Never doubted ya, Bert. #hookem

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Sark calling another run up the middle. #hookem

This drive for Georgia:

* 3 field-goal points
* 2 fumble recoveries
* 1 successful fake point

They're only missing the partridge in a pear tree.

#hookem

Horns solve their red-zone problems by scoring from outside the red zone. Let's go! #hookem

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Maybe we should let Ernie try the next field goal. #Hookem

This game was more enjoyable when we were leading. #hookem

Pretty cool that the #DrPepper halftime football toss winner gets $100K and will play quarterback for #UGA in the second half. #hookem

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The Longhorns and the Refs go into #SEC title game’s halftime with the Refs just slightly behind 6-3. It really was an impressive effort by the Refs, though. #hookem

We come up with a stop despite a good drive by the refs. #hookem

That pass was only catchable by Wembanyama. If he jumps. #hookem

Auburn with a 41-yard FG and a hairstyle from 41 years ago puts Texas up 3-0. #hookem

This is going to be a tough game. I’m going to drink just enough that Mrs. Hegseth will have to call my boss tomorrow to smooth things out. #hookem

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Hook 'em
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At the Texas-USC volleyball game. Won the first set. Up 23-20 in second. Might not even need Vince Young this time. #hookem

Live shot of us deciding to come to BlueSky. #hookem