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Chuck and his cadre of wealthy ruling class New Yorkers don’t want to let anyone unrelated to them into the clubhouse.

They forgot to ask Liz Cheney about her opinion

Nothing says getting with the times like continuing to have 81 year old James Carville front and center

It was the type of numbered event that used to air on Spike/ABC for free. I was genuinely shocked they were charging money for it.

I had to explain that to my boomer dad when I was in college. He didn’t understand why my $12/hour job couldn’t cover my tuition in the 2000’s.

If it weren’t for 9/11, Lee Greenwood would be completely irrelevant today

Sounds like an excuse for pharmacies to sell you “reusable” mouthpieces separately from the cartridges.

Think he uses the same guy to engrave his bullets?

My only memory of Walmart from that time is there being 20 cash registers and only 2 cashiers, as opposed to 20 self check outs and only 2 open.

A disgruntled black cat with a miniature blue Lowe’s bucket on his head

He is displeased with my shenanigans

CEO of gas station boner pills says people that don’t take them might have tiny penises

Second breakfast is now officially part of the SAG contract

All because some racist Karen trying to be the next MTG called in a “tip” and the Keystone cops are too inept to do the slightest bit of investigating.

A grapussy

I bought some grapes on my way to work and now I’m sitting in HR

And orange bucket full of scrap wood

Excellent choice

COVID test strip showing negative results

I need to find a study on COVID immunity because this is the second time I’ve slept in a room with someone that tested positive and I still haven’t gotten bitten by the plague. It’s been 6 days.

Yeah I’m gonna say it, Panthers will fire Evero by game 4 and go full tank mode for their next QB

Panthers should have fired their defensive coordinator last offseason and yet here they are once again looking foolish trying to play Evero’s 3-4 scheme that has never worked for them.

One of Graham’s favorite jokes whenever he wrapped a shoot was to gather the crew around like he’s about to give a speech and say, “Of all the crews I’ve worked with…you were one of them!”

And then immediately turn around and walk away.

St Louis ribs were up to $4.99/lb this week at my grocery store. They were $2.99/lb just a few weeks ago at full price.

This guy is the next Amy McGrath, siphoning off money from other candidates that aren’t astroturfed leftists being propped up by Democrat consultants

I heard Anthem Blue Cross is going to add DMs to their app too so you can hit up that baddie on the same anti-psychotics as you

Since CBS paid for the protection racket, now everyone does, and as soon as they all pay up the price will go up and they’ll have to all pay again.

Netflix screwed up not releasing it to theaters before putting it on streaming. It would have been their first demonstrably profitable film.

Stunning? He’s been incessantly lying about mail in voting for 5 years. Were you under a rock?

This man fought an entire war against censorship and Tipper Gore just to turn into the monster he was fighting

I once had to pull a Grip to the side who refused to wear deodorant because “it interfered with his natural pheromones” that he either picked personal hygiene or he looked for another gig.

Help I told my dog I was putting her on a PIP and now she’s trying to get the cats to sign union authorization cards

Third Way is funded by Koch Industries to push Democrats to support right wing libertarianism.

Training to join Meal Team 6