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a button that says processing on it on a white background Alt: A button with a spinning wheel that says processing on it.

Gonna need to investigate further. 🤤

Oh, the favor will be returned in fold. 😁😇😈

I wouldn’t be surprised if we learned a lot of horror stories behind the curated profiles of social media influencers. There has to be studies on the correlation of “letting people into your daily life or constantly expressing your point of view” and narcissism and/or sociopathy.

Speaking about violence while shocking your dog sounds like dog kicker mentality.

You look good locked up. 🤩 Is there a key holder?

I like that summit. 😏

Having a therapeutic day in nature?

Let’s toot that horn! 🥳 Happy Birthday!!!

But, warming everyone else up with that pic, stud. 🤗

Your character is just mischievous, no? You’re staying true to motivation.

But, NSFW, please disseminate among the masses.

You’ll have to let us know if the hole is bigger by the end of the day.

Right back at ya, handsome. 🤗😚

Chim Chim Cher-ee! Need a sweep to keep dust and cobwebs at bay? A spit shine will clear that right up.

You should name them to memorialize their sacrifice towards your supremacy. 🧐

Sorry you had a rough night. Glad some angels stepped in to alleviate some of the trauma.

Ate your twin in the womb, eh?

What’s their tea?

🤤 Bonjour! 😎 What a gentleman, too, as he gives his full attention to the matter. 🫠

Absolutely!

Are we plying a game? What are the rules?

Please do whenever in the mood.

a referee wearing a striped shirt and a white hat with the word ufl on it Alt: An American football ref giving the touchdown gesture (but could also be seen as “It was this big.”)

Any players or coaches have your full attention?

😘

You should do the whole emoji series. 🤓😍

Oh, what a beautiful morning
Oh, what a beautiful day
I’ve got a funny feeling… ☺️

It’s the universe giving you a side quest.

If that’s an invitation, I’ll stop by when in town.

Only thing that would make this photo hotter would be someone’s expression as they were standing in that doorway. 🤭🥵

I would love to deliver some room service. 🤤

I do think it would be fun to be a keyholder though. 🤫🤭