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Nate is waking up

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Engineer and Batman Villain. A lot of walking by the beach. All opinions are my own or borrowed but certainly not my employer's

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My cat is smart, you want a dumb cat.

06.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The brunch crew needs to discover the French 75.

It tastes great and hits like artillery.

06.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smiling ALT: a pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smiling

I'm thinking Slowpoke

06.03.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or a gun Youtuber.

06.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the AK Guy (Brandon Herrera) is going to represent Uvalde.

Irony continues to be dead.

06.03.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there was also some sort of problem with the interface.

Nobody actually thinks Iran is an island.

06.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love HS Shipbreaker so much. I would pay good money for some DLC.

05.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am cool with this as long as it leads to man made horrors beyond my imagination.

05.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This trip is very intense, not a lot of down time

05.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bremerton

04.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm back indoors but my mojo is going to be shit today.
Now I need to get ready to work, outside in the rain.

04.03.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully MS looked at the reaction and took to heart many peoples opinion of the AI and subscription models.

04.03.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 4:40 AM it’s raining and there’s a fire alarm in my hotel.

This is bullshit.

04.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very cranky about being asked to meet someone at 0630 and then them not rolling up until 0730.

And now they want me to meet them at 0630 again tomorrow

04.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any thoughts on Gonzales vs Herrera?

03.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Much of the Iranian internet was taken offline before this started.

There’s every possibility there’s no connection available to many of these clerics.

03.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time dependent geo-personalization at scale

03.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's this British youtuber who keeps showing ruins in Southern England.

One thing he keeps coming back to are these villages that are just gone but somehow the church is still standing.

03.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a thing about the guys riding against traffic but that's mostly adults who should know better.

03.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a teenage fixie group in my neighborhood and you should see the pearls being clutched.

We should be encouraging these kids. They are outside in the sun being active.

03.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That shitty feeling when the hotel wifi is slower than your cell phone internet.

You should be able to blacklist a hotel in DTS for this shit.

03.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It mixes very nicely with tequila though.

Does not need to be good tequila.

03.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The path AOL took only faster.

03.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A scene that a competent director would cut from a movie about a mad king because it is too ham handed.

02.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fairly stiff but dull fingernails also seem to be a huge bonus in the petting game.

02.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SCORE!

01.03.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the passenger door handle on her car. She hasn’t had a passenger in a while.

01.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really wish my wife could drive a stick shift today.

01.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am dreading this trip next week.
I will just keep alternating between being soggy, moist, and damp.

01.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like normal Peeps but the weird flavored ones hit different.

01.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0