Ari Turetzky

Rabbit rabbit 🐰🐰

In a week when the dust settles and this goes further to shit it will of course all be someone else’s fault.

Because that’s all these assholes ever have to say when they fuck up.

Minor thing right now but “forward deployed engineer “. Is the one of the most stupid things I’ve ever heard.

You’re a fucking consultant.

The Endgame: an interdimensionial import/export business that uses the disparity in availability and value of items between similar dimesions as a means of amassing weath in all of them.

Then fucking off to Tuscany for wine and charcuterie until I expire.

As I am often told "Welcome to the Real World" and "That's not how it is in the Real World". I have decided that henceforth I will continue to develop this ability to phase shift between pocket dimensions.

Kendall Roy IRL

I liked it but this is also a true statement. He tought the creative writing class I took in college and I had no idea who he was until Infinite Jest came out at the end of the semester and he invited the class to a reading.

Did not give us free books...

ok going to try this tactic: "I don't know everyone, I don't think they could be anymore honest and transparent and decent"

Because "They have to have reached the bottom by now surely!" aint workin'

We are all encouraged to bring our authentic selves to the office where we can create the moments that matter!

this is violence

I feel this so much. So many people in software and engineering that I have followed for so long are suddenly turning sloppy half thought out stuff.

Worse is that a lot of it is the "it's happening because it is happening" crap.

Thanks for this thread.

I would like to begin my new adventure today at 11:24 like agent Dale Cooper did so many years ago.

I'll believe in justice when I get the $29 tariff from the Fountain Pen I ordered from India is returned to me.

Until then. There is no justice

Five authors by whome I've read at least five books

Thomas Pynchon
Tom Robbins
Kurt Vonnegut
Jim Butcher
Stehpen King

You may tell yourself that you are not using AI and your brain isn’t cooked from it.

I’m here to tell you that the heat from all the cooking Brian’s around you is just leading to your brain receiving a nice braise.

A lot to f people at work starting to feel the effects of a falling stock price and their standard of living…

I’m all out if Shoresy now.

I know everyone says Andor is good. But next time you need to say it’s “good” good. And it has Patrick from Coupling in it to boot.

ok bluesky. I need to prep lunches for the week tomorrow. What should I make. Been souping it up for a bit and was salads before that. Also have cabbaged my self out.

Trying to be low carby high protieny. It's a struggle.

Weren’t there rumors of that when Buffy was ending? A show called Ripper.

Happy Shoresy day to those of us who celebrate.

ITIL is the worst thing ever foisted upon the it world.

But why else would they have a microwave if n the break room?

I am the type of guy that wants Miele appliances and will happily mispronounce it while also being the type of guy that wants to punch people with Miele appliances that pronounce it correctly

I am accepting referrals to therapists. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Could they take that and assign it to thier heirs?

How is that money taxed?

Can I borrow against it in my currently corporeal form?

I think everyone is failing to see the opportunity to let the entrepenurial culture thrive upon the death of the worker.

so this facebook assume your account after you die thing...

Can I arrange a contract for the revenue that will be generated after my mortal matriculation? Like can I negotiate say 25K a year (with regular updates for inflation) to be paid to my beneficiaries. Will this also be transferrable?

New CEO said to feel free to reach out to him. So I did. May need job referrals.

I assume somebody is nearby with your beer in their hands.

Does punch you in the face kid offer Civics lessons or have a pamphlet we can hand out to people.

I haven’t used a nahvalur except briefly at the pen show a while back. But if you want a reliable Vac filler asvine v126 or v800 are both excellent and affordable.