Paul Rooney

We just had exactly the same experience in Japan. My other half can eat anything but even she got the boak at sea urchin.

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“Flipping Muslims, coming over here, stealing OUR jobs”

That’s no ballroom…

It’s Deja vu all over again. Have they no original thoughts?

£75m being spent for the ‘feel good factor’?
Doesn’t make me feel good.

The Jolly Roger flag

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x

Triffic

The Co-op were the only walkable for pensioners supermarket on our estate. They were 20% more expensive than the Tesco at the edge of town.
Ethical my arse.

Ooft!

Anything he wants 😡

Almost missed out. Phew! #NoPasaran

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Statement from a disgraced Royal

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince appears to have jumped before he was pushed. What’s coming out?

Were you thinking about moving? Even that’s enough sometimes.

Saturdays is No Intermittent Fasting Day here - woohoo!

Happy Anniversary! She must be a saint.

🤣🤣🤣

They already do this in Japan.

I had a patient once who had an orgasm every time she sneezed.
I said “What are you taking for it?”
She said “Pepper”

Sounds familiar

This 👇👏👏👏

A hundred per cent this ☘️

Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.

Indiana Jones and the Bollocks of Doom.

Surprised she just didn’t shout “Boring!”
Not a serious politician.

LFI don’t care about NI.

Mahmood said: “The right to protest is a fundamental freedom in our country. However this freedom must be balanced with the freedom of their neighbours to live their lives without fear”

Such a fundamental right it must be stopped.