Van Richten's guide to RavingThot

Be a love and chuck me in on a spin cycle 💚👍🏻

The scissors I brandish at tops...

I remember how difficult it can be...

I miss hair.

Lol, I use these cards as roach for my spliffs 😅

It's one of the things my dnd dm dislikes a little because I can mimic a number of his npc voices with annoying accuracy 😊

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SCOTT!!!

*Drops to the floor faster than my shorts at a top convention*

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I would pat the butt while you gamed 👍🏻

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I would need my phone purified by fire if this happened to me...

Oh, sass? I'm so upset im gonna use regular soy sauce 😏

Wait until you see me try to cook with the slopes ceiling 😂

I definitely didn't jerk off over it again after you left 😬👀

How I was left after @tedtalk420.bsky.social was finished with me this past weekend 😏🥴

I would like to see this meeting of the fines 👍🏻

4-5 therapod foot prints is all i can make out??

All of this 🙌 😁👍🏻

Give me Rogue heroes: Legend of Tasos x Final Fantasy and im good 👍🏻

Hoooooo nelly, when the BPD pops it POPS!!

I'm currently a hazard to a lot of things 😬

Either that or I've lost a contact lens...

Definitely because of a special guest, and some encouragement 😏

Pretty sure this is my first contribution to #fcf
It's feeling nice and plump 😈

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🎟️ Tickets: club-alert.com or on-the-door.
#GayMCR #Gay #Fetish #Kink #Darkroom #FF #WS #SexClub #Urinal

Yeah... good times

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That's just asking for a claims direct surge. So many falls and fringes that weren't your fault...

THISSSSS!!!!

"Just off to get something from Guy-kea, can I pick you anything up?" Energy and I'm here for it

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Ahh, the early Internet. Life changing 👍🏻

Positive or negative, and plenty of both because it was so new and unregulated... but definitely love changing 😅😂😐

Oh wow... he REALLY is struggling with crushing on you.

To go that in depth and hard to convince you to maybe see the light so he can fawn over you again? Poor little guy is obsessed and desperate to bring you to his side. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Ah, after ten thousand years of pee, time to conquer earth!!