@theoriginalnpc.bsky.social
A socially awkward pig that struggles to keep his clothes on! Now more than ever, put kindness first. Be the person you’d hope other people would choose to be. ❤️
Hue
26.01.2026 08:52 — 👍 180 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0
Got a cheap camera and a cheap backdrop and instantly I’ve become “that dick”
It all part of my cunning plan to get more men naked in front of me
Going Goku, wanting Vegeta.
24.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 103 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
A mischievous scamp in a Daddy disguise
21.01.2026 15:24 — 👍 217 🔁 17 💬 9 📌 0Don’t promise me a good time 😈
21.01.2026 08:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Think you can take me?
21.01.2026 06:08 — 👍 156 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 0Always does 🐷🤤
18.01.2026 06:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My real life character stats
(Numbers don’t matter, life’s all about big arms, fat asses and jiggle physics 💪🏻🐷)
Is it giving Wario after a sweaty kart race?
18.01.2026 05:44 — 👍 187 🔁 9 💬 10 📌 0
Play the fool
17.01.2026 06:18 — 👍 283 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 0
Cheeks
16.01.2026 11:56 — 👍 212 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0
There are various ways to hold me close, but if I had a preference…
13.01.2026 21:13 — 👍 157 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
I’ve fucked around.
Now to find out.
A favour to those who follow me, check out my bud @theandreawalker.bsky.social on here and follow him on Instagram.
Insanely hot, insanely talented, and more people need to see him perform 💚🔥
(Plus one of the most genuine and pure hearts I’ve had the pleasure of meeting)
After the best of fucking weekends with some amazing people I’m inspired to push even harder. Life’s too short not to grab all those opportunities in front of you, no fear, no shame. Just fucking love ❤️🫶🏻
12.01.2026 05:19 — 👍 227 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 0Thanks man! Cut it in for a cool moustache club night. Might have to keep it and lean into my daddy era 😂♥️
11.01.2026 14:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
What else to do in a big ass hotel room 🙃🔥
11.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 224 🔁 26 💬 7 📌 0Besides, why work out if you’re not going to do something positive with it 🤷🏻♂️
10.01.2026 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Money has no meaning when it’s about satisfying environmental pattern recognition 😅
10.01.2026 05:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m a good boy ❤️
Clean up first then comes the punishment 💪🏻 🐷
Little cold nub 🥶
05.01.2026 12:11 — 👍 272 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 1Daaaaaamn 🫢🔥
05.01.2026 06:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Get inside me
04.01.2026 07:48 — 👍 372 🔁 24 💬 9 📌 0
And this little pig went to…
03.01.2026 05:41 — 👍 416 🔁 37 💬 11 📌 0Sadly a busy day at work was calling
02.01.2026 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Time to get up?
02.01.2026 09:18 — 👍 226 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 0😵💫
31.12.2025 12:44 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Ending on a fucking high this year
To all those people that left my life this year I really do wish you the best in your journeys
To all those people that entered my life this year, I cannot express how happy I am you showed me other paths to walk
2026 I’ll be louder, kinder and here to fight
Round round baby round round 🎵
30.12.2025 05:25 — 👍 323 🔁 34 💬 9 📌 0You definitely aren’t silly string! 🤤
29.12.2025 10:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
