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Annette Christie

@msannettemc.bsky.social

Author of THE REHEARSALS & FOR TWICE IN MY LIFE (Little, Brown) | ghostwriter (boo!) | prob crying at a sitcom right now | repped by Kimberly Whalen

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As a retired Mormon myself, this tracks from top to bottom.

Wouldn't the good Lord want everybody to rock their bodies?

05.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent point. Truly 'getting' the Muppets is a great litmus test for people in general.

05.03.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a paid Barbie impersonator for years in my early twenties.

05.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My grandfather worked in the mines. He saved lives during an explosion.

Side note: my grandmother worked as a phone operator so she could eavesdrop on conversations.

04.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I picture her petting a Persian cat with one hand, holding a cocktail in her other, and sneering, "I didn't spend years studying the English language to give you a puzzle that didn't make you want to throw yourself into a bog, a lowland, a wetlands, a marsh."

02.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a monster assembling his own axis of evil who want to kill babies in their quest for wars of real estate. He needs to be impeached the second you can do it.

28.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7487    πŸ” 1208    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 39

I did one podcast interview about my debut where the dude basically talked over me, giving me the plot highlights of the first few chapters. I sat there quietly thinking, "Oh. He skimmed a few pages and this is going to be the whole interview because he has nothing to ask me."

27.02.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems worthwhile to whisper into my tiny corner of Bluesky that, after 1.5 yrs, part of me has healed from the grief of my brother's death. I'd shut off my spigot of emotions and now they're back. But in a healthier way. If you're stuck in the numbness of grief, I hope you get here too.

26.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, but I know I’m going to find myself replying, β€œOoh-hoo-hoo! Pheasant under glass?” anytime someone says they have a surprise from now on.

26.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beyond being morally and ethically correct, standing up for trans rights is actually a winning stance imo?? like, i think more than ever people want to see someone with a freakin backbone standing up for other human beings????

26.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Confession: for the entire first season, I couldn't tell the Bridgerton brothers apart. It was a very confusing watch.

26.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the license criminalization scheme in Kansas...stripping immigrants of their legal status...

all of this shows, and is meant to show, that the legal rights of disfavored groups are conditional and can be rescinded at will

such discriminatory chaos is incompatible with a real inclusive democracy

26.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 940    πŸ” 371    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

Jerry, no! Your posts! They're too bootylicious!

26.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you turn it sideways, it *does* look like a stick person going, "Beats me. Should we fuck around and find out?"

26.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds amazing! (side note: Jill Marr is such a delight)

25.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œRomance for the lower tax brackets” reminds me of two faves: Rent to Be by Sonia Hartl and Friends With Benefits by Marisa Kanter.

24.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, I was already excited for this show and now you've given me so many more reasons to watch.
PS I will follow Jim Rash anywhere.

24.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

24.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3514    πŸ” 723    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

21.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10125    πŸ” 2943    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 58

I’m so sorry I laughed. Especially since I’m sure you’re having a miserable day. Go in peace and fuck ai πŸ™

17.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, bless. I recommend not asking writers about ai then. It’s the quickest way to get the majority of us irate and yelling.

17.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post by @NotABigJerk that says: I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Post by @NotABigJerk that says: I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Replace β€œhot take” with β€œquestion” and the sentiment remains the same.

17.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember to check your registration status often! We've seen eligible voters purged for no real reason before.

16.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The World Health Org has declared us as being in water bankruptcy & the AI billionaire hypebeasts are saying, β€œYeah, but we could somehow put data centres in space?” & you’re saying we should jump on the hype train? To borrow a phrase from Meredith Whittaker, I’ll keep my brain out of the jar, thks.

12.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw all the endings too! I also remember the theatre passing out little game cards and pencils so we could try and guess the ending.

12.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m 45 and the other day I just started lying to the public, covering up crimes against humanity, and oppressing vulnerable groups. Menopause is so hard πŸ™

11.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey fun fact my husband posted this how to flyer to Reddit, he's a dreamboat and I love him and ALSO HE'S RIGHT FUCK THIS SHIT RETURN YOUR RING CAMERA

Stick it to ICE and Amazon at the same time πŸ₯°πŸ’›

10.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 891    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

A top tier hater. An icon.

09.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver

09.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 379    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6013    πŸ” 1788    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 924