Bread

Maple opens the fridge, all the cabinets, the garage, and an entire building of storage units:

"BEHOLD"

If there's one thing we don't have to worry about much, it's Konami making games.

最近のワンドロ。

Finally, a way to counter people making a bunch of copies of Runed Halo and naming every single card in my deck, which is something that happens all the time.

I'm in Boston today and saw these and thought "nice amaurot reference" and then I remembered this comic again

genderfluid-druid hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

It's mucus all the way down.

Group M9S clear photo

"Where's your 8th?"

Pizza

31,022!

Good to see that FFXIV players have successfully gaslit themselves into thinking that the game has been under constant DDoS attack since 6.0, with no breaks whatsoever.

You can only do that once you remove Companion of the Lamb

me when im on the computer

Shit's ancient:1 The Aeneid is just Virgil saying "my blorbo founded my city and he's really cool" after the ending of the Iliad left his fate ambiguous.

At least that cat gave you $100!

Well, if I can get to 1600 rating without knowing the rules of mahjong, maybe it's worth a shot!

In 2025 I got the Doman Mahjong orchestrion roll without knowing how to play mahjong.

Makalov Dislikers Unite

Love reading the conspiracy theorists who think they understand the internet every time a DDoS happens.

[ FFXIV ]
> Enters a ranked PVP match
> Loads in
> IMMEDIATELY gets this

There's also a pretty long line of characters that are, effectively, on Excalibur because you ended up there!

#artsandcraftswithmaple

WRITERS: are YOU disguising YOUR fetishes???

STOP!

DISPLAY that shit LOUD and PROUD

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

<- undisputed sucking queen proven again with all my gold ghost portraits

the three headed wide woman guardian blocks your entry to wide woman hell

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."

A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.

What is your favorite MonHun?
What's your favorite FFXIV raid (individual fight)?
Which PoR unit do you always find yourself using?

maple surrounded by the ten games you use to get to know her: -bloodborne -dark souls 2 -ffxiv -advance wars 2 -monster hunter world -legend of zelda wind waker -digimon world 2 -dk64 -fire emblem path of radiance -age of wonders 4

i did the game thing if you're curious about the games i consider fairly important to my understanding of things

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

anyway here's a funny maple halloween costume from a year or two ago - drawn by @riotbreaker.bsky.social !! im shilling for artists!!!! IM A SHILLLLLL