Rachael

thank you!! I’m thrilled.

there are great people at the old place, and I adore them, I got so many “have a great first day” texts today.

AND.

I’m stoked.

started a new job today at a firm that’s made 90% up of people who worked at my old firm and wanted to change the things they hated about the old place and let me tell you something…

…it fucks

seems like criiiiiiimes

I got to the stuff coming out the bottom and said “nope, this… this is not it”

that’s so funny 🤣🤣

okay that is VERY good.

y’all… not only did the Bernie tifo piss off Lalas… soccer nazi Barbie was at that match and I am confident she hated it too 🤣🤣

Washed up former USMNT clown mad at local tifo.

All the worst people are mad about our tifo. Truly the greatest response you could ever hope for. Thanks, pal.

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congratulations!!

if they’re going to keep doing the good jeans thing then they’re going to need to find people with ass, not just those who are ass.

okay, let’s buy the NWSL and reform it, who has I dunno… a bill I can hold?

no I’m so mad.

jberman at NWSL soccer dot com

yell on here and tell her she’s wrong. quote the league’s own policy at them. www.nwslsoccer.com/anti-harassm...

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if you’d like to take a gander at the policy (NOT an invitation, never an invitation, to tell me how well actually…):

*I don’t think they’re actually capable of embarrassment, but that’s wishful thinking on my part/I’m embarrassed

as someone who has spent quite a bit of time reading the NWSL anti harassment policy, I’m gonna go ahead and say Ms. Jessica and her friends are simply full of shit and this ends in a huge payout, embarrassment* on the league, and anger/distrust of the base.

everyone on the NWSL legal team is seriously stretching the intention of “that is an argument you could make”.

area teens, time to make it count

Most people on earth are perfectly pleasant to casually interact with! Lots of the most deeply horrible people are tremendously charismatic — it’s how they can prosper while being so horrible!

yes and I am very annoyed by the concept because I really don't like the "are you SURE you're X" thing, even coming from queer folks

🤣🤣🤣 they are truly the dumbest people emboldened and inspired by their intellectual peers

I can’t explain it, but he talks like he’s a hunt and pecker

The Detroit Pistons won two NBA titles almost solely due to the joy they derived from going out to beat up Michael Jordan lmfao

a red and white cattle dog mix on top of a black and white cattle dog mix on the stairs looking intently at a plush basketball

my terrorists 😭

ten years and leaving is somehow getting harder

it can be unfair, but when people are being weird in your name, you have to tell them to cut it out or else we’ll all assume you like it.

at this point I need CC to either say “cut this shit out” or I’m gonna assume she’s fine with all this and THAT is problematic and embarrassing

I know I’m not the average traveler because last night I got a text from our airline saying that we should get to the airport two hours early and my reaction was “…you mean the time that you’re supposed to get to the airport by?”