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Taylor Swift and Jay Z just toasted their drinks after Beyoncé's speech for Album of the Year

#Grammys

Miley Cyrus doesn't play about her love for Beyoncé lol

"Even if it's not you, Beyoncé, I might just say it is."

Lady Gaga speaking facts during her Grammys speech:

"Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love. Thank you."

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Cynthia Erivo's voice is so unreal holy crap???

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here's Benson Boone grabbing his penis on stage at the Grammys for all of you whores

Trevor Noah just announced that a lot of local LA businesses were given free airtime for commercials to help them regrow after the fires

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Trevor Noah joking about Taylor Swift potentially breaking her own Grammys record by winning Album of the Year for a 5th time:

"Taylor, if you break Taylor's record, you know the Swifties are gonna come for you. You don't want to mess with them. They're like an army of Kendrick Lamars."

Janelle Monáe brought their own ASL interpreter on the Grammys red carpet so all their televised interviews can be as inclusive as possible. love

I love that ALL SIX nominees were completely stunned when Fernanda Torres' name was announced as the winner...all of their jaws dropped

Kathy Bates immediately ripping up her acceptance speech after she lost the Golden Globe LOL I love her

Vin Diesel awkwardly saying "hey, Dwayne" to The Rock the second he approached the stage at the Golden Globes lol.............

Elton John, while standing next to Brandi Carlile, reassured everyone that his health issues with his eyes aren't as bad as everyone thinks:

"I'm so pleased to be here with my co-host, Rihanna."

Harrison Ford is so done with Anthony Mackie lol

Nikki Glaser just went over how many shoutouts people got during acceptance speeches LOL

"god, creator of the universe, with zero mentions...and Mario Lopez, host of Access Hollywood, one"

#GoldenGlobes

need a thr**some with Andrew Garfield and his reading glasses tbh jesus christ

Sofia Vergara just leapt from her seat and shouted "No, no! Not again! Give me one!" as Jodie Foster got to the stage to accept her Golden Globe lol

(look at her in the bottom-left)

petition to abolish all future award shows and just have Jennifer Coolidge riff on stage for 3 hours instead

I love this full-circle moment:

Jessica Gunning used Kathy Bates' character in Misery to help inspire her character in Baby Reindeer...and Kathy Bates just presented her the Golden Globe

Nikki Glaser just interrupted her own musical number by saying "wait, this sucks?!" after trying to mash up Wicked and Conclave lol

"You...will...be...Pope-ular...I'm embarrassing myself in front of Elton John?!"

"My wife and I did a shot of tequila with Mario Lopez. Definitely feeling that. Whole speech is gone. Rip it, Kieran!"

—Kieran Culkin accepting his Golden Globe

I love Selena Gomez's reaction when co-star Zoe Saldana just beat her for the Golden Globe. she was ECSTATIC

Zoe Saldana immediately burst into tears after her name was called – she just won her first Golden Globe for Emilia Pérez

Colman Domingo admitting that he just smelled Glen Powell while hugging him and that he smells really good...this is so important to me

Rachel McAdams really can do it all, and the fact that she made all five of these movies in under two years??? queen tbh

currently losing my mind at how expensive tickets are to see Denzel Washington and Jake Gyllenhaal in Othello on Broadway. over $1,000 for mezzanine lol help

this shot of Beyoncé levitating to the top of the entire stadium while singing Texas Hold 'Em omg

"the perfect man doesn't exist"

apparently you've never seen Jude Law do Mr. Napkin Head in The Holiday then

SNL's Five-Timers sketch was wild lol

Kristen Wiig: In this club you can be completely honest. Anyone else want to try?

Paul Rudd: Ant-Man's powers aren't good

Tom Hanks: I never had covid

Scarlett Johansson: I have covid right now

Alec Baldwin: I have way too many children

Jimmy Fallon on SNL tonight: I can only stay for a little bit, and then I have to go and host another game show and laugh at my own jokes

Martin Short: Well, at least someone's laughing

Martin Short just made out with Jimmy Fallon during his SNL monologue

Martin: God, I'm attracted to you!

*kiss*

Jimmy to Lorne Michaels: You never kiss me like that anymore.