Martin Becker

the brain that can see a face in a wall outlet was always doomed to hear the voice of God in a markov chain

@bbnomula.bsky.social I mean it's 9 months later, something you wanna tell us?

He’s the square root of 100 but he uses algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems

Hilarious that even the orange is imported

Billionaires Destroyed American News Media On Purpose It's not a conspiracy, it's simply what happened.

Oh no just wondered in general. 2 of the 3 most recent ones were particularly good to me.

www.todayintabs.com/p/billionair... was the one (I think) that prompted my question, and

www.todayintabs.com/p/what-would... was the one that really got me down the week before.

Simpsons Paddlin' meme: "30th anniversary of the Paddlin' Scene... Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

I think about this comic a lot

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

how does one survive flexing this hard

Billionaires Destroyed American News Media On Purpose It's not a conspiracy, it's simply what happened.

Canceling Colbert? It’s definitely not part of the Trump bribe. Do not put in the newspaper that this is part of the Trump bribe. We’re just canceling the number one show in its time slot because of… reasons. Backdrops! Headwinds! Serious TV business.

www.todayintabs.com/p/billionair...

Kinda follow-on question. Do you read Today In Tabs at all?

Billionaires Destroyed American News Media On Purpose It's not a conspiracy, it's simply what happened.

Seeing as @rusty.todayintabs.com hasn't posted it himself yet, let me be the first to share today's particularly acerbic take on the schlockpot that is the US capitalist system: www.todayintabs.com/p/billionair...

At this point I hope he doesn't, because the kind of people who would capitulate to this extent don't deserve any clemency from either side

Nolan's The Odyssey IMAX Tickets Sell Out a Year In Advance In Some Venues, With Scalpers Taking Advantage

If you were excited to see Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey in true, 70mm IMAX, you might be out of luck, unless you've got $200 to spend on resold tickets from scalpers.

Babe. Babe I can’t see. I drank this vitamin water and now everything is fucked up babe. I can’t see babe

Picture of a Walmart, headline says “Major retailer recalls 850,000 water bottles after permanent vision loss reports”

Lmfao

“No Woman, No Cry” is a choose-your-interpretation song title.

Honestly, Rusty somehow makes me want to fight the establishment while simultaneously identifying with the guilty apathy and fear of action I often feel in situations like these. I genuinely think pieces like these are going to be how we get out of this situation as a species. An absolute must read.

For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback

Tweet by the America Party (lol) which says "We’ve tried red. We’ve tried blue. America is ready for something that actually works. America Party — The middle has a voice now." It has an image of the America Party's logo (a red, white, and blue eagle) next to a photo of Elon Musk.

"We've tried red. We've tried blue. Now it's time for the whites."

Zohran Mamdani is wrong — of course billionaires should exist The democratic socialist candidate to be mayor of New York mistakenly believes that the economy is a zero-sum game

@jsphctrl.ft.com thoughts on this piece, if you're comfortable sharing them? www.ft.com/content/d441...

Anyone who's a regular podcast listener and isn't using Pocket Casts is doing themselves a massive disservice. It's oodles better than any other app, service or platform for podcasting I've used.

A fake tweet from mamdani dated 1986 saying “lmao the shuttle just exploded eat shit America”

We cannot let this man become mayor

I absolutely despise morning and evening routines. If I could push a button that did the showering/shaving/hair prep/dressing/packing every day, I'd pay a ridiculous amount for it.

Who the f*** is going on Uber Eats and ordering soup

Toby choses violence

Hang it in the Louvre www.ft.com/content/f462...

Billionaire Michael Bloomberg has told an audience in Dublin that Brexit was the single stupidest thing any country has ever done, adding that "it's hard to believe how they did it."

due to bureaucracy involving the building permits, they are no longer making fudge round the corner from the milk, milk, and lemonade

Dem leaders who are on board with the genocide in gaza are not going to save us because they are the type of people who are *on board with genocide* and if people had put pressure on them a year ago instead of running interference...

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns