Martin Becker

BREAKING: Son of the most powerful man on the planet who's name is on dozens of golf courses and buildings and shakes down every institution for payoffs and bribes is rich. HOW DID HE DO IT

I cannot repost this enough.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Assume Billie Joe Armstrong has been awoken from his slumber, too

How is it October already

So a Mad Max spinoff focusing on the Vuvalini?

Why is international law still not being enforced against Israel? By virtue of the architecture of international law, obligations are laid out in terms of what states must do. But as of now, most states are still acting fearfully, not wishing to incur the wrath of T...

Great article on what countries should be doing (legally and ethically) on the Israel/Palestine debate.
www.dailymaverick.co.za/opinionista/...

Very good analogy.

This stall is associated to a steakhouse in Sandton City; the restaurant has been going for decades, and has nothing to do with the US president (neither initially, nor even cashing in on the trend after he got elected), by the way. Pretty great food in general.

Really been getting into Jack Garratt's music the past music. Very, very good writing.

"If I'm gonna see you in a summer dress
I don't wanna see you with someome else."

Dating is a great way to realize that dying alone isn't the worst that could happen.

Happily ever afters aren't found. They are made.

the brain that can see a face in a wall outlet was always doomed to hear the voice of God in a markov chain

@bbnomula.bsky.social I mean it's 9 months later, something you wanna tell us?

He’s the square root of 100 but he uses algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems

Hilarious that even the orange is imported

Billionaires Destroyed American News Media On Purpose It's not a conspiracy, it's simply what happened.

Oh no just wondered in general. 2 of the 3 most recent ones were particularly good to me.

www.todayintabs.com/p/billionair... was the one (I think) that prompted my question, and

www.todayintabs.com/p/what-would... was the one that really got me down the week before.

Simpsons Paddlin' meme: "30th anniversary of the Paddlin' Scene... Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

I think about this comic a lot

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

how does one survive flexing this hard

Billionaires Destroyed American News Media On Purpose It's not a conspiracy, it's simply what happened.

Canceling Colbert? It’s definitely not part of the Trump bribe. Do not put in the newspaper that this is part of the Trump bribe. We’re just canceling the number one show in its time slot because of… reasons. Backdrops! Headwinds! Serious TV business.

www.todayintabs.com/p/billionair...

Kinda follow-on question. Do you read Today In Tabs at all?

Billionaires Destroyed American News Media On Purpose It's not a conspiracy, it's simply what happened.

Seeing as @rusty.todayintabs.com hasn't posted it himself yet, let me be the first to share today's particularly acerbic take on the schlockpot that is the US capitalist system: www.todayintabs.com/p/billionair...

At this point I hope he doesn't, because the kind of people who would capitulate to this extent don't deserve any clemency from either side

Nolan's The Odyssey IMAX Tickets Sell Out a Year In Advance In Some Venues, With Scalpers Taking Advantage

If you were excited to see Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey in true, 70mm IMAX, you might be out of luck, unless you've got $200 to spend on resold tickets from scalpers.

Babe. Babe I can’t see. I drank this vitamin water and now everything is fucked up babe. I can’t see babe

Picture of a Walmart, headline says “Major retailer recalls 850,000 water bottles after permanent vision loss reports”

Lmfao

“No Woman, No Cry” is a choose-your-interpretation song title.