@martinbckr.bsky.social
Namibian 🇳🇦 living in South Africa 🇿🇦 in the City of Gold. Being entertained has never been this exhausting. This account is influencer-adjacent, repost-prone, and only a 5-minute walk from sanity.
we haven't even been properly lied to about why we're doing this
28.02.2026 09:24 — 👍 425 🔁 76 💬 10 📌 2And now to see if the US Congress or United Nations do anything about this.
28.02.2026 09:13 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0At least a whole half century ruined because a game show host couldn't handle a black man making fun of him.
28.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 176 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 1operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
28.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 6698 🔁 1837 💬 4 📌 1
Iran has fired ballistic missiles into:
Israel
Bahrain
UAE
Qatar
21 minutes ago Farnaz Fassihi The attacks have come on a Saturday morning, the first day of the week in Iran, with millions of people at work and children in school. Residents in Tehran described scenes of panic and chaos.
Tehran is a city of nine million people, with 17 million in the larger metropolitan area.
Saturday is the first day of the week for Iranians.
Millions of people are at work, and children are in school.
even the nightmares are more embarrassing. "epic fury." lives ended, the world destabilized, our futures ruined by a pack of miserable incel dorks
28.02.2026 09:03 — 👍 41 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1Amy Lee's newish song on blast, three different work projects and a postgraduate assignment on multiple monitors. Lights off, in the zone. Shades of a decade ago.
25.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is the good life still loading?
23.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 33 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
Society: hey those rich guys are doing some pretty heinous shit
Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns
Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while
Wonka told Charlie the other children would be fine. But, come on, we're all adults. No one ever saw those kids or their parents again.
15.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 119 🔁 35 💬 7 📌 0Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
15.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 41472 🔁 14046 💬 660 📌 594Any bread can be sourdough bread if you don't wash your hands when you're making it
15.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 94 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 1
October 7th 2024
Treasure flower
VAN HOLLEN: What did everyone else have for lunch on Epstein Island?
LUTNICK: Everyone else ordered the pedophile salad.
VAN HOLLEN: And what did you order? I will remind you you are under oath.
LUTNICK: I ordered a normal salad. With green goddess dressing. But there was... a kitchen mistake.
I'm honored to share that I didn't post some nonsense to LinkedIn humble-bragging about something that isn't particularly noteworthy.
10.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 127 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 2The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.
10.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 460 🔁 113 💬 2 📌 0I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
10.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 1094 🔁 107 💬 12 📌 1en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promine...
07.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 1226 🔁 375 💬 22 📌 21
MAGA-aligned military commanders are pressuring enlisted service members to go to the Melania movie and bring their families. Troops at 8 different bases have complained. www.businessinsider.com/us-military-...
07.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 5087 🔁 2130 💬 461 📌 292
The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
06.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 7046 🔁 1556 💬 103 📌 112
the prince was simply enjoying an innocent game of 'boar on the floor'
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
30.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 11194 🔁 2342 💬 63 📌 23For more of Jacob Tierney's writing, Letterkenny is excellent and, while much more hetero, still extremely LGBTQ-positive
30.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Aren't the ticket prices set by the organiser / stadium and not the teams playing?
29.01.2026 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Boycott the World Cup
Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops
Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.
26.11.2024 13:25 — 👍 1166 🔁 380 💬 38 📌 61This is an early frontrunner for quote of the year.
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