The Toucher™️ sardinesommelier

the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.

barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.

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I am not guilty.

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Bro literally named Ezra Little/Small

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found it

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A psychedelic illustration of a ship sailing the sea with a huge pint of beer and a bright sun in the background

Psychedelic illustration of fireman with a pint of beer on his firetruck

Bier, Bière, Birra, Swiss Beer Industry posters by Elvira Vomstein (1970)

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Baghdad - March 19, 2023

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didn't realize the film was a Jos Verstappen biopic

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Once again contemplating getting the "I'm Petra's father." fightstick skin printed and put in my Mayflash stick

Should help motivate me to hit my Tárget combos

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Leicht bearbeiteter Google-Screenshot: Google-Suche: Der Name der Rose, "Übersicht mit KI Der Name der Rose ist Wilfried."

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The Rubik's cube was commissioned by the Mughal emperor in 1631.

There's a widespread myth that, after its completion, Ernő Rubik was executed so that knowledge of its solution would remain a secret. In fact Rubik was caught sleeping with the empress.

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Home Screen has hbo max and max and civ vi and ai gf and fast food and crypto apps

Never even deleted it the first time around 👍

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two pencil drawings of Lowly Worm being crucified. One has him curled into a rough cross shape, the other is just him on a plank of wood.

if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?

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imagining a guy who is only informed about global events by the polymarket trending tab

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Katy Perry? Of the Chief Keef "Save Me" sample?

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No, I spent way too much money and time in the patent office getting this trademarked to switch up now

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Bad.

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Maggie Cheung in a leather jacket posing on a Harley Davidson looking badass

same but contemplating her reflection in the side mirror

Maggie Cheung
📽️

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Are our Discord messages 100% on OPSEC?

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She's so beautiful to me

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I choose to believe that the F in RFK Jr. is also Fitzgerald because it’s funny to imagine that they ran out of names. I will not be looking into it further.

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God this is bad

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Fucked up watching the Ion channel on Pluto TV

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My name is Eamon Javers

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German tourist: Entschuldigung! Where is your closest tankste-- sorry, gas station?

Grok-powered ICE van dashboard: Puerto Rican detected. Detain at will.

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