Cringenuity

One of the premium perks working from home is unlimited farts. Just letting them rip with zero worries.

I’m terrified that there will be a generation who will not remember a time before AI.

I was able to stop using Afrin cold turkey. No serious rebound congestion. Hallelujah no. I’d been using this stuff for years because Little Lord Fauntleroy here cant deal with stuffed nose.

I’ve noticed trumps reign of terror hasn’t been dominating headlines since Election Day. It won’t last, but it’s still a relief.

The candidates and the policies that billionaires oppose won. It’s too bad people didn’t understand that last year.

Did you ever leave?

Remember when we had hope?

I am dumb. I’ve been using Afrin for years not knowing that rebound congestion is a thing. Currently detoxing. It’s a battle of wills between me and my nose.

Watching B2TF II because it’s leaving Netflix soon. They didn’t get much right about 2015, but they almost hit a bullseye with the Cubs winning the World Series.

It is literally the only time I talk to people in my neighborhood. Crickets 364 days of the year.

Eh, a little of column A. A little of column B

It’s always nice to see a father who’s proud of his son. As a son, I have no idea what that feels like.

Illustration of an old fashioned man in a top hat and curly mustache with the caption. “Gen Alpha making me feel like…”

Gen Alpha making me feel like…
#GenerationX
#GenX
#GenAlpha
#I’mOld

I love it when our kids get along

Bathroom graffiti that reads “Where are the Epstein files MAGA?

Market bathroom graffiti

I wonder if it’s more difficult to fall asleep as you age because there are much accumulated experiences in your brain to untangle before you nod off. By you I mean me.

The most painful part of losing a pet is immediately after, when the details of who they were are still fresh in your mind and it feels like they are supposed to be there.

After that, it’s a while after they have passed and you realize that you are starting to forget.

I try to get my protein from natural sources. If I want a treat I’ll occasionally grab a box of brownie mix. I’m really hoping I have nothing to worry about there. But I’m not at all confident.

I watched A Perfect Neighbor. and aside from a high level of infuriation throughout, I flipped my lid at how polite the cops were to her when they said they were taking her to jail and she repeatedly told them “No”…knowing full well if she was black they would knocked her out and hog tied her.

What? I always refer to my best years of my life as my Zenith and absolutely no one gives me weird looks.

Seriously I have no idea why the yellows came to me first.

Connections
Puzzle #866
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

It has been more than a decade since I’ve seen a salad fingers video. But I still recognized David Firth’s voice in the latest episode of Smiling Friends.
#SmilingFriends
#SaladFingers

Featuring my arm.

One of my favorite things to do is something I call ambient football. It’s where I stream ambient music through the Bluetooth in my sound bar while the game is on with no audio. It was especially fitting for last night‘s game. Sorry about your birbs.

Tron Ares has a 53% rotten rating on rotten tomatoes, and Jared Leto is in it.

Love NIN, but that’s not enough to keep from sitting this one out.
#Tron
#TronAres
#RottenTomatoes

Aww common Apple. Let me have this one.
#Quartiles

Unintentionally ironic signage.

Not saying connections isn’t challenging. But if they really wanted to throw a wrench in the spokes, they would put four unrelated words in the mix just to make the last row harder to figure out.
#Connections
#NYT
#NYTConnections.

The cabin fever of working from home causes me to talk about it a lot the rare occasions I do have for socializing. No one cares. They shouldn’t. I need a work Wilson.

YouTube video by Girly Girl Productions 10 DRUNK CIGARETTES

Girls do it better

Loaded Italian sub is back!

Stop in and assassinate your hunger with some bella chow.

Eat arbys 👉👈 OwO