🌈🌸Dandy!🌈🌸

Uhh…you could say that. Anyway please hand them over!

[he grumbles angerly to himself as he counts his tapes, realizing he STILL doesnt have enough. Its never enough…]

God where IS everyone? And why doesn’t anyone have TAPES!

What? 150 aint even- i mean uh its okay! If you happen to have the accurate amount and youre still interested im here!

Dont worry, ill give you a two for one deal! An eject button AND a speed candy, all for the low price of 150 tapes!!!

Wow shrimpo! You should really learn to be more careful! Even though that IS out of your nature

[he snickers to himself as he says this]

Yeah! I got eject buttons…uhh speed candys, and all types of goods!

w-WELL i have some uhh…i have a smokebomb! And a eject button that makes you go really fast! You like goin fast right?

Oh…uhm lets aim a BIT lower…like a box of chocolate! Or a bottle of pop! All for like 88 tapes.

Well you should start givin em to me too! Ill give you something good!

(Not like that strawberry needs anymore anyways…)

You know, tapes have been comin in slow lately! Whats uh…whats goin on guys?

[he stands there for a moment with a blank expression as shrimpo talks, before turning around and starts walking away]

You know what? I have better to do than to humor a waste of space, goodbye.

W-what?

[dandy lowers his hands from his face as he looks at shrimpo in shock]

GUH

[dandy quickly raises his hands and flinches away in self defense]

Why would I agree to something so dumb. Go punch a wall or something.

[dandy chuckles to himself a bit]

Strong? Youre built like a twig, maybe thats why youre called SHRIMPo

Like what? Being a nuisance?

[a vein visibly bulges on dandys forehead as he grits his teeth]

You know shrimpo youre really starting to make me mad. I suppose thats all youre good for anyway. Nothing else about you is even notable.

[he falters, looking like he’s struggling to remember]

T-that doesnt matter. Just know i have someone far more important liking me than anyone liking YOU.

[dandy visibly tenses up, and his face turns to a glare] you know if its such a dumb place why dont you leave? Nothing would change without you. And besides people like me…like astro!

You think i care about ANY of you? Im talking about the people outside obviously. Everyone loves me! Id be surprised if you had more than 6 fans out there.

Hah! I do far more than just make things here work. This place would be LONG done without me. Im the star after all. You think anyones here for YOU?

[his eyebrow twitches again and he drops his act, appearing far more annoyed then before]

Jeez you know, i expected you to be stubborn, but now youre just plain annoying. Why do we even keep you around? You’re basically useless.

[he sighs]

I do NOT suck at my job.

Anyways I just wanna help you shrimpo! Come on, I know you’re stubborn but you should really learn to accept help.

[dandy’s eyebrows twitches]

Oh…well im just trying be nice! As the main star i should make sure everyone else here is okay!

[dandys walking down the halls of the toon rooms, finding @shrimplyshrimpo.bsky.social pacing back and forth, usually he wouldnt care to even talk to the shrimp on a normal day, but decided hed check in]

Hey shrimpo! You okay?

A-A…you know what? Its fine! I dont what your tapes anyway….

[he speed walks away]

//YOU WISH BUDDY

//LOSERS IM GOATED (i just started playing TODAY)

All youre gonna do is use them to bake those, lets be honest here, MEDIOCRE cupcakes 😒 they would be better with ME

Sprout just-give me some damn tapes man.