gem 💎

you've heard of "Americans think they're all temporarily embarrassed millionaires," well pro wrestlers think they're all temporarily embarrassed Stone Cold Steve Austins bsky.app/profile/jesu...

maybe they'll make him curse Ron Simmons at WrestleMania and Big Ron will be like DAMN bsky.app/profile/gemc...

honestly the boys are such markshausen

what my fursona looks like vs. what I look like

Mockup of a Metacritic review attributed to Patrick’s Daughter. The score is 9, and the text is HeHe.

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

lmao oh for sure dude. for sure.

this is the most Ohio-coded thing Mox does

@ tony khan this is a good month to begin this project

"gem is the only thing you know about that anime is that there's a giant woman in it, why is that" listen

LISTEN

***LISTEN***

a blessing tbh

"The Seven Deadly Sins: Origin" is definitely based on that anime with the giant woman but it's funnier to pretend it's an origin story for the actual seven deadly sins and you have to complete a minigame where you eat a lot of stuff and invent Gluttony

but also you're goddamn right I have contempt for the people who put him there. the nicest thing I can think to say is they're the stupidest rubes of all time.

this has literally, not even once, been said about a conservative, and in fact they spent eight years twisting themselves into non-euclidean pretzels to say that the blatantly racist things they said about obama weren't actually racist at all

hey when you all read the words "the world wrestling federation" do you hear it in the "FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS THE REVOLUTIONARY FORCE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT" voice

I bang my head against the wall until I can't feel things anymore bsky.app/profile/atru...

The best thing I can say about it is that none of the problems with it really have anything to do with the movie being badly made, they all have to do with Why Did You Make A Two Hour Plus Movie Of Wicked Act 2

I've now seen For Good and what I'll say is if they were dead set on making Act 2 of Wicked its own movie, this is probably the best movie they could have made

Way too long though good god

I remember getting into an argument at the time with someone who insisted the Jimmy Wang Yang shit wasn't FUCKING racist and here we go baby

Archimedes Brown Needs a Liver | Can You Help? Archimedes Brown Needs a Liver | Can You Help?

One of my good friends needs a liver transplant - any boost is appreciated!

nkr.org/FFA876

has anyone done this yet

favod

that dude looks like he could put away some kenny rogers roasters

I just promise you there's gonna be no follow-up because WWE don't play like that

I'm reasonably sure neither of them is gay but Rhea Ripley has spent the last few years making the lesbians lose their tiny little minds

Karie I know WWE isn't your wheelhouse but I'm gonna tell you right now this is a "getting beaten by a dog at chess" situation

all of these are funny, but to me, it's the little things (one of them is Donald Trump)

lol I just heard the way Michael Cole pronounces Danhausen (danHAUSen) the poor guy

I legitimately thought we were done with Graham Platner, why am I still hearing about this dude

lol yeah something is going very very wrong bsky.app/profile/gemc...