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Relyea, Connor

@crelyea12.bsky.social

every day, I put on the clown costume and suffer a new indignity. writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, Points in Case, etc. Former features contributor at @theonion.com https://connorrelyea.com/

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Fully president. Feel like she’s setting up a run as β€œcrusader who walked away from the swamp to fight for the real Americans”

22.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

posting a halloween picture almost an entire month late it’s called building suspense!!!!

22.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gay guy wearing a mullet wig and fake mustache

Gay guy wearing a mullet wig and fake mustache

haven’t posted a pic in a while so here ya go enjoy me in a slutty little halloween wig

22.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl

22.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

21.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5913    πŸ” 959    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 25

Do we think Debra Messing saw the photo dump????

22.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg he’s fangirling

22.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

21.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8788    πŸ” 1693    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 66
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Queens men meet β€” Queens Daily Eagle The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.

The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.

22.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3159    πŸ” 494    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 54

and reader that's just today!!! we publish articles about this exact thing happening to attorneys at least ONCE A DAY!!!!!

21.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

21.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4594    πŸ” 786    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 49

the trade pub I work for has put out three separate stories in the past like two hours alone about attorneys getting reamed out by judges for using fake AI citations in their suits and I'm supposed to believe this technology is inevitable????

21.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this is what happens when the paper of record becomes a daycare for Harvard legacy grads

14.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Also for posterity I live in the UES against my will, please don’t blame me for the sins of my boyfriend)

14.11.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be interested to see a breakdown of nypd traffic enforcement based on neighborhood and neighborhood demographics bc here in the UES there’s recently been an increase in the number of cops directing traffic that I haven’t seen before

14.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get his ass

14.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disney’s gonna nuke this feature the second someone makes a video of Aladdin giving Prince Eric backshots

14.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bit upset they didn’t keep the alliteration going

13.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reinstatement now!

12.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t the 2024 trump campaign spend an inordinate amount on ads about the β€œborder crisis” in states that were nowhere near the border??

13.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s fucking goooooo ✊

13.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

should I start writing and content creating again now that Zohran cured my depression????

06.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani’s win is a warning for media:

Better get some leftist contributors or you simply won’t be able to cover/understand what is happening around America.

05.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3424    πŸ” 464    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 21

I'm not kidding when i say that my friends have organized into search parties to get copies of this

05.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17796    πŸ” 3487    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 72

I am SO glad sexy people won today like we need ugly bitches to stop making decisions for us

05.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

05.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9083    πŸ” 1814    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 70

Lmfao like clockwork

05.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew Cuomo was the worst of us Andrew Cuomo has cemented his legacy as a man who will do anything, say anything, hurt anyone, just to keep a grip on power.

"If his campaign didn't inspire anyone, at least it cemented his legacy the way we should all remember it. As a man who will do anything, say anything, hurt anyone, just to keep a grip on power." Great piece from @davecolon.bsky.social nygroove.nyc/andrew-cuomo...

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