Fully president. Feel like sheβs setting up a run as βcrusader who walked away from the swamp to fight for the real Americansβ
22.11.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@crelyea12.bsky.social
every day, I put on the clown costume and suffer a new indignity. writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, Points in Case, etc. Former features contributor at @theonion.com https://connorrelyea.com/
Fully president. Feel like sheβs setting up a run as βcrusader who walked away from the swamp to fight for the real Americansβ
22.11.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0posting a halloween picture almost an entire month late itβs called building suspense!!!!
22.11.2025 03:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gay guy wearing a mullet wig and fake mustache
havenβt posted a pic in a while so here ya go enjoy me in a slutty little halloween wig
22.11.2025 03:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
22.11.2025 02:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
21.11.2025 21:30 β π 5913 π 959 π¬ 36 π 25Do we think Debra Messing saw the photo dump????
22.11.2025 01:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0omg heβs fangirling
22.11.2025 01:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
21.11.2025 21:08 β π 8788 π 1693 π¬ 76 π 66and reader that's just today!!! we publish articles about this exact thing happening to attorneys at least ONCE A DAY!!!!!
21.11.2025 21:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
21.11.2025 21:19 β π 4594 π 786 π¬ 64 π 49the trade pub I work for has put out three separate stories in the past like two hours alone about attorneys getting reamed out by judges for using fake AI citations in their suits and I'm supposed to believe this technology is inevitable????
21.11.2025 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve said it before and Iβll say it again, this is what happens when the paper of record becomes a daycare for Harvard legacy grads
14.11.2025 05:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Also for posterity I live in the UES against my will, please donβt blame me for the sins of my boyfriend)
14.11.2025 03:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβd be interested to see a breakdown of nypd traffic enforcement based on neighborhood and neighborhood demographics bc here in the UES thereβs recently been an increase in the number of cops directing traffic that I havenβt seen before
14.11.2025 03:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Get his ass
14.11.2025 03:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Disneyβs gonna nuke this feature the second someone makes a video of Aladdin giving Prince Eric backshots
14.11.2025 02:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A bit upset they didnβt keep the alliteration going
13.11.2025 16:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reinstatement now!
12.11.2025 23:14 β π 184 π 42 π¬ 2 π 0Didnβt the 2024 trump campaign spend an inordinate amount on ads about the βborder crisisβ in states that were nowhere near the border??
13.11.2025 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs fucking goooooo β
13.11.2025 15:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0should I start writing and content creating again now that Zohran cured my depression????
06.11.2025 00:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mamdaniβs win is a warning for media:
Better get some leftist contributors or you simply wonβt be able to cover/understand what is happening around America.
I'm not kidding when i say that my friends have organized into search parties to get copies of this
05.11.2025 21:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
05.11.2025 02:41 β π 17796 π 3487 π¬ 123 π 72I am SO glad sexy people won today like we need ugly bitches to stop making decisions for us
05.11.2025 03:01 β π 275 π 18 π¬ 4 π 1the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
05.11.2025 13:56 β π 9083 π 1814 π¬ 77 π 70Lmfao like clockwork
05.11.2025 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"If his campaign didn't inspire anyone, at least it cemented his legacy the way we should all remember it. As a man who will do anything, say anything, hurt anyone, just to keep a grip on power." Great piece from @davecolon.bsky.social nygroove.nyc/andrew-cuomo...
05.11.2025 14:10 β π 56 π 17 π¬ 0 π 2