Relyea, Connor

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner

Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

It’s like the legal version of high school drama

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

Jemima Kirke saying “I think you guys might be thinking about Will Stancil too much.”

wow finally a simple way to figure out if your friends actually hate you or not: get sued and try to seat a jury!!!

and that's on Weingarten rights!!!!

You would think this would be a very simple part of the five ws and yet!!!

BREAKING: The Supreme Court STRIKES DOWN Trump's "emergency" tariffs. The vote is 6–3. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Should I try to write for Grindr on its Substack would that be funny?

Saving each and every one of these as inspiration for my social media job

if i ever find out that any of the videos and pictures of the little monkey in japan were generated by AI, I'm taking a long trip down the east river on a raft made of ice

we have created a panopticon for the birds in the world and the most fucked up part is they don't even know it

realized that by logging birds into my birding app, i am no better than the fascist surveillance state

it's very weird to write a critique concerning the "lack of seriousness in leftist AI criticism" and then simply refuse to engage with actual, serious leftist criticisms of AI

finally got to inbox zero please don't email

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat forever. Steal a fish from one man, give it to another, and tell the second man that he needs to pay you a subscription fee every month if he wants to keep getting fish, then you’ve successfully disrupted the fish market.

"not a single white person" Lady Gagita is Latino now!!!!!

what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara

Catherine O'Hara's walk in Best in Show still makes me laugh! Here's a clip.

Devastating that she's gone but grateful for all that she gave and left us.

only 71 ... she was just a child

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

and the crazy thing is it doesn't really change anything! I make video content for the newsroom I'm in and had to make a video involving suicide the other day without euphemisms and it was one of our best performing videos of the past month

The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.

Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

MAGA wants you to believe there’s only one angle The clip of the shooting MAGA wants you to see

MAGA and the Trump admin will no doubt comb through video of another ICE killing to find the one clip that they can use to justify shooting someone at point blank range. They’ll try to use video to sow doubt about what you see with your own eyes. Don’t fall for it.

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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

ICE are indistinguishable from a terrorist organization

I’m so sick of people throwing their hands up and saying abolishing ICE isn’t possible right now. Abolishing ICE is extremely popular and calls to do so will only continue to grow, meanwhile conservatives manage to do incredibly unpopular things all the time because nobody stops them