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Giver of bad sports takes, lover of shonen anime The Eagles make me happy, the Leafs make me sad Shark HB Wheel

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The St Louis Rams had 10+ losses in 8 seasons from 1990-1998 before winning 13 games in 1999 and winning the Super Bowl.

02.01.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bama couldn’t even give us a Fetty Wapping in 2026 😒

02.01.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he will be 10x the player he is now when he accepts he’s not as fast as his dad

30.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Having a booth that has no idea why a team would go for 2 in that situation is such a diservice

28.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:

They gotta for 2 at some pt

If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.

28.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 989    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 43

Nick Sirianni tells the reporter "we need to create some explosives on offense."

Dude, your success rate now is 24%. You need to start by improving the MUNDANE.

28.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Eagles' offense is a brutal watch.

(Most expensive offense in the NFL by far btw.)

28.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Found Kevin Patullo’s playbook

28.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I cant remember the last time we had a Thanksgiving when all 3 games were good

28.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

john harbaugh: extreme ball knower

28.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s too tall and lacks the explosiveness to be effective on inside runs and short yardage situations!

23.09.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that play by Lamar was an instance of making a play so bad only someone as talented as Lamar Jackson could make it

23.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

The Ravens just committed the ethical Fumble Through The End Zone for a touchback (fumbling the ball backwards 18 yards from 4th and 2)

23.09.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Average Isiah Pacheco carry

06.09.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m banning all WRs who can’t run forward

06.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is the perfect OL aesthetic, argue with a wall

06.09.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Four of the Chiefs OL wearing a 2 bar is triggering my inner boomer #KCvsSD

06.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THE GAME IS GONE

03.09.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

The only nice thing about PSG winning is that they did it in right after letting Mbappe walk

31.05.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much do you believe Mitch exercising his NMC to block the Rantanen trade is gonna affect his legacy in Toronto? And more importantly, do you think there’s any reason to re-sign him after he’s disappeared in the playoffs(/ins) for six straight years? This team is gaslighting us.

15.05.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it appears the only purpose of this organization is to occasionally dunk on the Ottawa Senators

15.05.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

Yea f this team, let Mitch walk bc he’s not worth the $13m AAV that Paul is gonna bitch for and let JT walk bc he deserves to be on a team that can actually contend.

15.05.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Florida fans chanting β€œref you suck” after getting four PPs in the first is hilariously stupid

12.05.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wes McCauley deserves to be unemployed and homeless

10.05.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when the puck completely crossed the goal line in Game 5 under Bob's pad and we all pretended we couldn't see it

10.05.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey they called it a no goal two years ago in game five, give us the makeup

10.05.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need

10.05.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing a hot girl around my age delivering my ubereats is truly a sign of the economy

08.05.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need Gyokeres

07.05.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitter’s community notes are great lol

25.04.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0