Wakanda Forever (Foreva Eva?)

Investors: "Anyway, we were so impressed that we invested the entire planets' economy in this, if it fails you're all cooked."

Turns out, the Haber Bosch process working best with piles of cheap natural gas means that all the fertilizer is now made in like three places

Marjorie taught that girl how to keep a brotha’s nose OPEN.

Hundreds of millions in therapy?!

FOH, Pete.

Anyone blaming a movie for a queer kid is in denial and making the subtext text could help a whole bunch of people feel seen…

Me and Diesel (off-brand Everclear)

*sigh*

Nobody listens to the folks with lived experience…

I do my part.

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

We are being led by men with adolescent sensibilities. Also, is copyright not a thing??

Bruno’s latest came in at 32 minutes and I’m still a little pissed I preordered on vinyl.

The thing about me being a GenAI skeptic is that I am a third gen early adopter. My machine worker grandpa thought computers were the future and had an Apple IIE. I had two Geocities sites. Was on Facebook when it was still Harvard only. You know how hard you have to try to make me hate new tech???

A man looking at a model of a building that reads “Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good (and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too)”

Unfortunately, he couldn’t reach every child…

So if you have a dark fantasy story written, but only science fiction markets are open to submissions, just change the demon to an AI chatbot.

“TV ain’t got no temperature…”

- Pimp C

What privacy? Meta's smart glasses are filming unwitting naked people Meta's Ray-Ban smart glasses are a privacy nightmare, with footage of naked people, sensitive information, and violent acts captured and seen by Meta's AI and an army of employees.

Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

Hindsight lets me appreciate their incorporation of melody into the genre and induce a bit of nostalgia. But they’re still not creeping into my regular rotation.

I think I just cued up “1st of Da Month” for the first time in my life.

I think an old Middle School friend had an obsessive need to update me on the moves of every Bone Thug and Bone Thugz affiliated act that I just decided I couldn’t stand those motherf*ckers.

Wild.

Those joints are Big Unc energy…

I want the butters AND Black ones.

Happy Tuesday, my people!

Motivation is hard some mornings, but hope you’re finding yours this AM.

My near term goal? Smash this coffee cake muffin, get caffeinated and try to move ahead a few action items.

TFW she fine as all outdoors…and smell a little like outdoors as well.

sue bird w the chyron wanda sykes

Sammie knew.

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

Painfully foine.

Shoutouts to SonicFox!

"Kalshi, which is credited with creating and establishing the predictions market category as a financial asset class..."

I don't know what stage of capitalism this is but whatever it is we are all f'd.

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Look, despite everything, Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson are married. The world could use a little more pure love in it. Getting married is the best thing to ever happen to me. So happy for them.

YouTube video by Supertictac811 MTV - Bling Bling (2004) commercial

I annoy my wife about this classic at least once a year.

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