Jordana Myles

We finally made it folks,

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, happy holiday season to all ♥️

Good morning fam

It is cold, I am old. Something something yellow mold.

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

Two hundred and sixty-two words is not a manifesto! It’s barely a blog post! We used to live in a society!

No mental illness alt on this website so I’ll say it on main. winter depression is beating my ASS and it’s not even halfway through December

God, my emotions would NOT cooperate with me tonight.

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.

They run them bc people react to them the most.

If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.

It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

I friggen love my job.

Seeing Wicked in four hours!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

This isn’t just The Good Place.
It’s The Resistance Place.

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

I’m finding the community here far more engaging and respectful, while still wickedly funny. Happy to be migrating to these friendlier skies.

My Uber eats driver is currently stuck in an elevator in my building…with my dinner.

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day.

Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

i do not have enough money for the amount of little treats necessary to fix me

On a writing tear this morning, close to ten new minutes for my upcoming one woman show are in the bag!!

I need to find more of my friends on here, I want to make the switch from the bird app but I haven’t found enough connections here.

I’m here, I’m queer, my desire to open an app and not read hours of right wing BS is severe.

What do we call things here? Posts? Anyone have a better name idea?