Here we go again.
#monday
Here we go again.
#monday
It was a good day for Patagonian Mara at the wildlife park.
08.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0These ones have come over from the nature reserve in Welford. Big cormorant colony there. I've seen between 1 and 6 here since January (only fleeting visits before that). They are fishing at the bottom of my garden and I am extremely hopeful for nests.
07.03.2026 11:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jeremy Bowen is in the Cotswolds
07.03.2026 09:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
And this guy 😍
#heron
Getting a ringside seat to these two Cormorants potentially setting up a new colony right outside my window is a TREAT.
I'm Cormorant obsessed.
Up with the birds!
Stupid birds.
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
We all are x
06.03.2026 10:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's my DAY OFF! 👯🪅🥳🎈🎉
I'm now on call this afternoon.
Urgh. Sounds rubbish. Sorry.
06.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would say that's subjective and certainly wasn't my first thought.
06.03.2026 10:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤣
06.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Honestly. It helps me.
Sorry you are feeling awful though. Trite, but can you plan a nice thing to look forward to?
Have you tried singing "fuck it all" really loudly to the tune of Let it Go?
06.03.2026 10:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I've just heard the UK #Eurovision song.
Jesus Christ.
"people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families."
That's both not what is meant by 'Family voting' and entirely reasonable.
Idiot.
It's Thursday, which is my Friday.
I have an ENORMOUS meeting this morning.
Then a load of nonsense all afternoon.
THEN I AM FREE FOR 3 DAYS
All of you, I assume.
05.03.2026 06:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be nice, Tim
05.03.2026 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How I feel when someone blocks me
05.03.2026 06:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2One day I'll see it's not.
05.03.2026 06:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Other than that, love it.
05.03.2026 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't think anyone's eyes should explode like fireworks in the sky. That's terrifying.
#ModernMusic
I see everything is still awful.
05.03.2026 05:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
05.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 7338 🔁 2311 💬 182 📌 50How I arrived on Bluesky
03.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 14093 🔁 2447 💬 2 📌 1