There are enough forever plastics in those canals even without Lauren Sanchez there.

The Nobel Committee needs lining for its pet hamster cages

Who’s gonna get him in the custody battle?

This was the techno oligarchs’ endgame all along since JD Vance is unelectable for a dog catcher in his own right.

Im SO perched for the next episode of ‘The Real Housewives of the White House’!

But did they recommend the best place to get biltong in Cape Town?

Ross Douthat is the secret to NYT’s irrelevance

Jesse Watters looks like someone who went to a cheap Turkish plastic surgeon and asked for a “Ross from Friends.”

Correction: edumacated!

Oh, that Montessori school for entitled regressive children she formed with her buddy Andrew Sullivan and underwritten by Harlan Crow? You’d be better off homeschooled by a family of squirrels.

Not sure. But I’m pretty sure that Ivanka has one on which the police asked her to show them where the bad man at home touched her.

Written by an American Enterprise Institute flunkey. But, of course.

One of FIRE’s benefactors is Harlan Crow. Enough said. And Greg will keep fucking that chicken until the bitter end.

I have a particular item of clothing specifically for this occasion.

They braided each other’s hair and gossiped about American Idol.

I’m sure that Doug Ford has his sights set on the position.

Tim Hortons would probably hire him. Though he would have to learn some human behaviour first in order to work with customers.

His act is getting to be trite and jejune.

Mike Lindell is probably available.

You mean the same paper whose executive editor told us openly that they’re not in the business of defending democracy?

Chimps tend to throw feces when they are upset. That’s just what they do.

An upside: the average IQ in Canada will increase.

Dian Fossey did it first and did it better.

Probably as a DEI admission.

The only thing that’s growing is his dementia.

The sweet, sweet taste of Schadenfreude - the most delicious one of all Freuden!!

Somewhere, Doug Ford is getting ready to pounce on the leadership positive a Kodiak bear on salmon.

Unpopular opinion ahead: I may like “Another Day” off the same album even more.

It takes a lot of money to look like Tacky O, the First Lady of Florida.

This is a genuine who’s who of The Atlantic contributors from a couple of years ago.