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@captainvalhalla.bsky.social

Owner and founder of @barsandstripesfitnessllc Dogs | Weights | Food | Books | Comics https://linktr.ee/captainvalhalla

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#ThursThreads – Tying Tales Together – Week 658 – Siobhan Muir

So many have wounds we can't see, and may take the longest to heal in @captainvalhalla.bsky.social's #ThursThreads tale. Have you tied on a tale yet? #FlashFiction #WriterSky #WritingPrompt siobhanmuir.com/thursthreads...

01.05.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#ThursThreads Tying Tales Together Year 12
Flash Fiction writing challenge

#ThursThreads Tying Tales Together Year 12 Flash Fiction writing challenge

#ThursThreads Week 658 Winners blog is up. Congrats to 30X WINNER @davidaludwig.bsky.social and HM Silver James. Great thanks to @captainvalhalla.bsky.social for judging this week. Check out his comments and the winning tale. #WritingCommunity #FlashFiction siobhanmuir.com/thursthreads...

02.05.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
#ThursThreads Tying Tales Together Year 12
Flash fiction writing challenge
https://siobhanmuir.com/blog

#ThursThreads Tying Tales Together Year 12 Flash fiction writing challenge https://siobhanmuir.com/blog

#ThursThreads Week 658 is now LIVE. Come tie on your tale for judge @captainvalhalla.bsky.social + bring your most exciting flash. Ready to tie on your tale? @mysoulstears.bsky.social @gorashade.bsky.social @drmag00.bsky.social #FlashFiction #WriterSky #WritingPrompt siobhanmuir.com/thursthreads...

01.05.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#ThursThreads Tying Tales Together Year 12
Flash Fiction Writing Challenge
https://siobhanmuir.com/blog

#ThursThreads Tying Tales Together Year 12 Flash Fiction Writing Challenge https://siobhanmuir.com/blog

Are y'all ready for #ThursThreads tomorrow? @captainvalhalla.bsky.social is our judge and he's lookin' forward to your tales. What kind of tale can you tie on? #FlashFiction #WriterSky #WritingPrompt siobhanmuir.com/blog

30.04.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ain’t ever been accused of being quiet…

thecrimsonwhite.com/120812/news/...

07.04.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I look so tired here

31.03.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I look so tired here

31.03.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s going to kill us. This isn’t hard to figure out.

26.03.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5532    πŸ” 863    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 53

You can always tell when someone is lying, they'll go over and beyond with a huge explanation, with all lies to cover up the truth, with more lies. Very unqualified, incompetent, stupid clowns! πŸ’©πŸ€‘

26.03.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
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Texted LITERALLY WAR PLANS

26.03.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 26500    πŸ” 6995    πŸ’¬ 1437    πŸ“Œ 475
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Bennet: Did you know the President’s Middle East advisor was in Moscow on this thread? This sloppiness, this incompetence, this disrespect for our intelligence agencies and the personnel who work for him is entirely unacceptable. It's an embarrassment

25.03.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17976    πŸ” 4626    πŸ’¬ 540    πŸ“Œ 289
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🚨NEW: Donald Trump links targeting of law firms to election denialism. When asked about corporate clients pressuring law firms to capitulate to his demands, he responded: β€œLaw firms have to behave themselves… having to do with the elections and other things, they behaved very badly, very wrongly.”

24.03.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1384    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 40
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Uh oh the Trump administration accidentally added us to their group chat

24.03.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6041    πŸ” 1222    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 127
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For those wondering, that's a direct quote from Pete Hegseth in 2016.

24.03.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1410    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 36

The Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to block a ruling from a federal judge who ordered it to rehire thousands of fired federal workers.

24.03.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2635    πŸ” 444    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 17
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Austin attorney sues Department of Education after seeing her student loan payments skyrocket The attorney claims she was not informed in advance about the removal of income-driven repayment plans.

Anyone have any idea how many students loan holders this impacts ?

www.kvue.com/article/news...

23.03.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16594    πŸ” 4828    πŸ’¬ 1131    πŸ“Œ 275
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Someone is feeling threatened

24.03.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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✊

23.03.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I rarely show leg progress pix. But not because I’m ashamed of them. I’ve built some good size and I’m working on definition. I just have a hard time photographing them. Anyway, here’s post leg day results.

22.03.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Buys 50 boneless wings

Restaurant: Hands me 4 sets of utensils

Me: I won’t be needing these

20.03.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has GOT to be a word for β€œso burnt out you’re ready to burn it all down.”

Surely the Germans have a word for it. They have a word for everything.

20.03.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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That mood and face when you max out Push Press but your pants keep falling down.

20.03.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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275 for 1! This matches my all time PR! Last time I did this, it was 7+ years ago and it took my shoulder with it! Tonight felt like I had at least 5 more pounds!

20.03.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œYou post too many shirtless thirst traps. You KNOW what you’re doing!”

Well, I AM a cover model, bodybuilder, own a gym, read romance, write romance, and have been almost naked in front of audiences many times. So welcome to the obvious.

19.03.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β–Ί FunHouseRadio.com
#desert #icecream #yummy #food

18.03.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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Oh, honey . . . Donald Trump *is* a rapist (per a unanimous jury of his peers), which makes him a violent criminal. And yet you not only fought to keep him in the country, you fought to make the incompetent buffoon run it. So kindly take a seat, JD, you shameless toady.

18.03.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6470    πŸ” 1572    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 56

I want to give Ashley Parker a high five and find the story he is referencing so I can share it everywhere πŸ‘ŠβœŠπŸΎπŸ’€

18.03.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So if in between the lines.... this is the guy putting this shite in dz head! It's him! πŸ‘‡πŸΌ

18.03.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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Always ready for some armed resistance

18.03.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0