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Jacob Summers

@captainvalhalla.bsky.social

Owner and founder of @barsandstripesfitnessllc Dogs | Weights | Food | Books | Comics https://linktr.ee/captainvalhalla

2,502 Followers  |  372 Following  |  557 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024
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Post image 28.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I wake up wondering when the universe is gonna drop off a vibranium shield for me so I can stop worrying about jobs and just go kick some Nazi ass.

28.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI is the WORST

27.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Intriguing idea:

A friend suggested I send in an audition application for The Traitors.

Maybe while I’m applying for 70+ jobs (I’ve counted)… I also send in audition tapes for shows?

27.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re one of @fantastibad.bsky.social β€˜s friends and you’ve shown love for them on our tattoo posts, don’t judge me for following you.

They are my brother and if you love them, you’re one of my people by default.

I promise not to make it *too* weird.

27.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never even a chance that would happen. You did it so I was gonna like it. But I LOVE it!

26.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@fantastibad.bsky.social does great work! Now, if my tattoos ever come to life, I’ll be well armed!

26.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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About to go under the needle again with @fantastibad.bsky.social

26.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 56/365

No shieldmaiden tonight. She’s still recovering. πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 55/365

This time… with 100% extra shieldmaiden

She finally took me up on letting me train her

25.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It legit looks so good and I can’t stop looking at it.

23.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Job hunting is the worst. Like… what do you mean β€œyour resume is impressive, you interviewed really well, and you were one of our top choices… we just chose the other one” for every. last. job. I. wanted?

23.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did not offend AT ALL! I’m honored!

23.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New tattoo! From my Thembo, @fantastibad.bsky.social !!!

I love it!

23.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Octopus mode

23.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are some MMORPG games y’all can suggest?

17.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 47/365

Pirates have parrots… Vikings have Chihuahuas…? My mascot joined me for the lift tonight.

17.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 46/365

Yes, I’ve still been working out. But life has changed a lot in the last two weeks and I’m changing with it. This year leading up to 40 really seems designed to make me have to make my own decisions, for the better. Even when it’s hard.

16.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love you to infinity, brother

12.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to Drink n Draw tonight

These are my doodles

This is how I picture Anxiety

Thanks for making these possible @fantastibad.bsky.social

12.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 32/365

Another day, another chance to work towards my goals

02.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Days 30-31/365

Long day of work, then rest, then more work… then lift

Final deadlift today was 455

31.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 29/365

Final Push Press: 245

30.01.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Days 24-28/365

Working on some new (old) goals

Final bench tonight was 315

29.01.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Days 17-23/365

Lot of rest, a couple workouts I didn’t film… and a lot of prep for this upcoming at work

24.01.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Days 16-19/365

So I finally did have to actually not workout to let my body heal from this crud.

Between that and work being SLAMMED, I’m in β€œmaintain and vibe in the garage gym” mode.

20.01.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Days 14-15/365

My happy place is a cold garage, a full stomach, some angsty music, and some weights in hand

16.01.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Days 11-13/365

The days just keep getting longer and more chaotic at work… but so does my stubbornness to make sure I hit my goals

(And yeah… finding time to workout is still difficult when you work at a gym. Especially in January.)

14.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Days 8, 9, and 10:

Day 8 & 9 was sick, and way too busy at work.

Day 10… mostly catch up.

11.01.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 6/365

It’s been a day. I did what I could. Sometimes that’s all you can do.

07.01.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0