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@mikeroftholmes.bsky.social

Often awkward. Always amiable. Fantasy fan. Gamer geek. Nonstop nerd. Pittsburgh proud. Sci-fi supporter. Wordplay wonder. (He/Him)

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Well *I'VE* never seen them both perform the role of the Emcee of Cabaret at the same time. So. Jury might still be out.

11.11.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting complimented by a player that I make truly insufferable and deplorable villains. :) A high praise for any DM to hear. #Thades

11.11.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCK kyriakos, all my homies HATE kyriakos

#thades

11.11.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a video call. The text box on display reads 'Kapheira, team mpreg'.

A screenshot of a video call. The text box on display reads 'Kapheira, team mpreg'.

The vibes of #Thades.

11.11.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#thades our recent sessions are just constantly us being like FUCK kyriakos all my homies hate kyriakos

11.11.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

patrice: you all didn't mean to be a cockblocker
me: excuse! to a lady? clamjammer.
alice: [agonized] NO!!!!!

#Thades

11.11.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems to be lightly sticky to the grass and houses. I'm guessing it will probably melt away quickly if the temps go up a few degrees.

10.11.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The snow has arrived! ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ˜ƒ๏ธ

The salt trucks...not so much. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

10.11.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The illithibubu is lurking...always. @wagnarok.bsky.social

10.11.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm going to Mind Spike Mr. Hentai Face..." if you do not give enemies names, the players will. this is a warning. #TyrannyDnd

10.11.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't reference a specific hentai...yet. But there's still time.

10.11.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things I have referenced in #TyrannyDnD tonight: Shakespeare, Chronicles of Riddick.

I contain multitudes.

10.11.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lukas, going first: "Speak for yourself."

10.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You shot goo right in my hentai face." #TyrannyDnD

10.11.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This could be my second to last session using Unearthed Arcana Artificer rules. DON'T HECK ME UP D&D, I'm counting on you! #TyrannyDnD

10.11.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The greatest betrayal the universe can foist upon one has befallen me.

All of the sudden one of my favorite AO3 bookmarks is by Anonymous.

Wherever you have gone my favoured author, I hope you are well. RIP to the cliffhanger you left.

09.11.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has been!!! I listened/half-watched episodes 1 and 2 while doing chores today.

09.11.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me, watching for the first time (I did not know he did this).

Griffin: "A couple of the rules I picked up from watching ProJared."

Me:

09.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.11.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We live in a niiiiiightmaaaare

08.11.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black cat with visible panic written on it ALT: a black cat with visible panic written on it

It's a FRIDAY. I am just a little guy. My blood pressure CANNOT handle that kind of surprise.

07.11.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sitting on a work Teams meeting and all of the sudden I hear my name being thrown around and then my work being displayed/reviewed as a positive example for others.

And like...sure that's great but you gotta WARN ME. Hearing my name out of nowhere with no warning on a 60+ person meeting...

07.11.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at the forecast...looks like we'll be getting a light dusting of snow next week. ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ˜ƒ๏ธ

Finally, the world will be right again. Dark at 5am, dark at 5pm, added snow for quiet. I can hide in piles of blankets and nap with my books and hot tea.

07.11.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Occtis and Wicander, the adoptable twink dandy boys from abusive homes.

07.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BRING BACK THE SOLDIERS THO, WHAT IS HAPPENING WHERE ARE MY SOLDIERS.

07.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are not the Soliders what is going on somebody anybody what is happening. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

07.11.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh also. This episode is only 3.5 hours. MUCH more doable. Please keep this vibe. A solid 3-3.5 is good, let's do that. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

07.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Solider's Table: a survivalist, a protector, a warrior, a bon vivant, and a clergyman set out into the wilds on a quest for revenge... #CriticalRoleSpoilers

07.11.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Kattigan's in his body." #CriticalRoleSpoilers

07.11.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of COURSE Wic rides sidesaddle. Of COURSE. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

07.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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