Oziach

uuuuuuuuu...I love them sm 😭💞

I need you all to see this. This isn't a fan edit. This is the actual transition in the editor's cut of Spider-Man 3.

Yeah me too

"Yeah so that castle where the ruler is a king? that's a palace. Now that other castle with a dragon king? That's a jail. Oh that castle with the dictator lady? That's obviously a kingdom."

Shout outs to every Persona 5 game changing what they call the shadow worlds for the love of the game.

秀尽学園の購買を枯らす系少女🍞

凱旋🚩 #p5t

Late, but happy Valentine's Day

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Smoking the shit Goro Akechi used to make himself go psychotic

I think there's a lot of reasons you can take issue with Mewgenics on a moral level, many of which i might agree with, but if you're issue is that the title is too far then you might actually be too woke.

whisper the wolf and tangle the lemur hanging out. whisper says "im puerto rican" and tangle says DUDE FUCK YES

yeah baby happy whisper latina day
#sonic #hedgecomix

When they call Persona 5 the most innovative RPG since FF7 this is what they're talking about

Theyre doing the "Nintendo is just a small indie studio :(" defense for politicians now...

Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award

Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/

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#PlayHighguard

those goblins from smash bros

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

They taught this Persona fan how to navigate LA street.

They hanged themselves.

this is Jane Highguard from #PlayHighguard, she guards high and doesn't afraid of anything

hi guard

"What's your favourite Beatles album, then?"
"Tough one! I think I'd have to say... The Best of The Beatles"

He was a Communist, Elmo.

Bro made a deal with Bill

Screenshot of a Tumblr post saying: "Had a dream that Sabrina carpenter died and everyone was super sad about it but, unwilling to be upstaged, taylor swift flew her private jet directly into a block of apartments killing herself and hundreds of innocent people and everyone called it the gay 9/11"

how it feels to show someone your oc

2. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
[8/10]

Few movies are so confident in being the exact kind of film they need to be. More than anything else, a deeply clever movie. I'm just like Jarnathan fr.

bro