myhomie2taro

i knew "yo mama" was coming

but i didnt expect 1100 loads

world is in shambles but I bought a keg of dishwasher powder that touts "1100 loads"

you ever hit a urinal cake that smelled toooo good? like, i should not be craving lemon merangue pie after this pee break

Alto high speed rail implies the existence of a Tenor and Baritone high speed rail. #ptbo

i can shit myself in the oval office but i cant charge $10?

Bald squire yelling for his Knight to get up #cdnpoli #akotsk

Jamil Jivani watching PP pivot towards the centre like

What nobody wants: PP vs Carney (round 2)

What everybody wants: PP vs GSP (over in 1 round)

if i ever get to retire … there will be decades of unplayed video games and pounds of unblazed flower

i know im old cuz i be saying shit like:

in my day, butter would spread, apples were crunchy, and video games had rich single-player storylines

Carney: "I will unite middle earth!"

PP: *takes up tae bo*

this show is so silly but i love it.

even the hashtag is silly #akotsk #got

Gavin Newsom
=
Gave In, New Sum

Finished watching #Fallout S02 earlier this week. Enjoyed it. Big corpo television critiquing big corpos is peak late capitalism.

Woke up sick and used it as an excuse to binge #GoT The Hedge Knight. Big episode 5 tmrw!

🍿

i literally thought the TPUSA half time show thing was just people memeing

Update: I’ve lost everything.

Hello again, fellow lefties. Eat the rich, etc!

I’ve abandoned the left in pursuit of being a professional predictions market gambler.

I’ll let you know how it goes.

One thing I'm really really loving about parenthood:

Raffi on vinyl and our babe knows how to press play on the record player.

I keep seeing this statement

"Canada has the world's most educated population"

but I also keep seeing with my own two eyes.

let them cook (the chocolatiers, not the fascists)

Father Conservative: “Get your shit together, children.”

Smith: threatens the federal government and demands control over courts.

Jivani: flies to America to schmooze with pedos threatening to conquer Canada.

PP, while trying really really hard to be cooperative: “fuck these guys, amirite?”

you ever just watch the news and realize conservatives hate our country

Handy dandy guide to #abolishICE via their many weaknesses

Lest we forget STEEL introduced in Gen II.

FIRE is super effective against ICE

real pokemon antifacists know

Carney should call an election to distract from all this separatist talk. Put PP to task on campaigning on a unified Canada.

Kanye's apology places Nicki Minaj atop the MAGA hip hop charts.

#abolishice

if you raise your voice ill erase your voice

abolish FREEZING RAIN, even

fuck FREEZING RAIN

and fuck ICE

FLAMETHROWERS MELT ICE

🔥💨🧊🫗

(stating this from a purely scientific point of view, apropos to nothing)