The Pest
W. R. Darling
Oh ye, wha in your oors o ease,
Are fashed wi golochs, mauks, an flees,
Fell stingin wasps an bumble bees,
Tak tent o this:
There’s ae sma pest that’s waur nor these
To mar your bliss.
They hing ower hedges, burns, an wuds,
An dance at een in dusky cluds;
Wi aw your random skelps an scuds,
They’re naeweys worrit:
Gin there’s a hole in aw your duds,
They’ll mak straucht for it.
I’ve traivled wast, I’ve traivled east;
I’m weel aquaint wi mony a beast;
Wi lions, teegers, bears – at least
I’ve kent their claw:
I’ve been the fell mosquito’s feast –
But this cowes aw.
Auld Scotland, on thy bonnie face,
Whan Mither Nature gied ye grace,
Lown, birken glens an floery braes,
Wild windy ridges,
To save ye frae deleerit praise,
She gied ye midges.
Oh ye, wha in your oors o ease,
Are fashed wi golochs, mauks, an flees,
Fell stingin wasps an bumble bees,
Tak tent o this:
There’s ae sma pest that’s waur nor these
To mar your bliss…
—W.R. Darling, “The Pest”
Oor Mither Tongue: An Anthology of Scots Vernacular Verse (Alexander Gardner, 1937)
29.06.2025 12:01 — 👍 15 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 2
‘Bible Talk’
By James Robertson
We were oot for oor usual dauner roond the toun, Tam and me, and had stopped for a pech at the tap o the hill, whaur they’re plannin tae build eichty new hooses if naebody objects, and probably even if they dae. We had got ontae the Bible, some wey or ither.
“In anither thirty year,” Tam said, “maist folk willna ken the Bible. No like we dae. Naebody’ll ken the language, the stories, the allusions. I honestly dinna ken hoo they’ll mak sense o the warld. Literature, for instance. Hoo can ye read literature if ye dinna get aw thae allusions? No that I’m religious masel, ye ken that. I canna mind the last time I set fit in a kirk if it wisna for somebody deid or gettin mairrit. Why else wid ye thole a minister deavin ye wi his nonsense?
“But the Bible, it’s second nature tae the likes o us. Ye say, ‘the prodigal son’, or ‘water into wine’, or ‘David and Goliath’, and we aw ken exackly whaur ye’re comin fae. Ye mention the road tae Damascus, or Daniel in the lions’ den, or turnin intae a pillar o salt, and we get the reference. ‘Consider the lilies’, ‘I shall lift up mine eyes to the hills’, ‘let this cup pass from me’. Ye hear whit I’m sayin? It’s in oor banes, man.”
Below us the toun swithered in the heat. A scooter bizzed up the brae like a wasp. There wis claes hingin on lines, cooncil mowers cuttin the gress, folk gaun their messages. “Tam,” I said, “ye’re haiverin. Nane o them doon there’s considerin the lilies or liftin their eyes tae the hills. They hivna got the time.”
He looked at me as if I wis an eejit. “Christ,” he said, “ye hivna heard a word I’ve said, hiv ye?”
We were oot for oor usual dauner roond the toun, Tam and me, and had stopped for a pech at the tap o the hill, whaur they’re plannin tae build eichty new hooses if naebody objects, and probably even if they dae …
—James Robertson, “Bible Talk”
#FlashFiction
www.thebottleimp.org.uk/2008/05/bibl...
29.06.2025 12:22 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
The best Scots words that are on the decline according to Scottish people
These favourite words from the Scots language include everything from 'moger' to 'skelf'.
29.06.2025 03:05 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Afro-Scottish Poetry Event 2025
A vibrant evening of poetry and music celebrating African, Scottish and multicultural voices through powerful live performances.
Afro-Scottish Poetry Event 2025
25 July, Glasgow. Tickets £0–£10
A multicultural evening of poetry, music, & storytelling that celebrates African & Scottish identities through powerful performances. Created & curated by Chisom Okoronkwo with U Belong Glasgow
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/afro-scott...
28.06.2025 14:08 — 👍 17 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1
'Whit a wonder it wud be, fur young Scots tae hae thir ain wey ae talkin (ae bein) validatit ootwae the confines ae the iver-ignored literary sphere.'
From Colin Bramwell's report, 'Oan Scots and Respair', published in PN Review 283: www.pnreview.co.uk/archive/oan-...
23.06.2025 13:30 — 👍 14 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1
Here lies our land
Kathleen Jamie
Here lies our land: every airt
Beneath swift clouds, glad glints of sun,
Belonging to none but itself.
We are mere transients, who sing
Its westlin’ winds and fernie braes,
Northern lights and siller tides,
Small folk playing our part.
‘Come all ye’, the country says,
You win me, who take me most to heart.
Here lies our land: every airt
Beneath swift clouds, glad glints of sun,
Belonging to none but itself…
—Kathleen Jamie, “Here lies our land”
A poem commissioned in 2014 to mark the 700th anniversary of the battle of Bannockburn – fought #OTD, 24 June, 1314 – & inscribed on the Bannockburn monument
24.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 20 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
Haem Tochts
T. A. Robertson (“Vagaland”)
Der a ön o haet ida gairden here,
Whaar da sun-flooer proodly staands,
An dark-red roses trowe da green
Laek da lowe fae fiery braands.
Da fruit hings ower da aipple-trees
And da riggs is white wi shaeves,
Fir dis is a place at da Hairst comes til
Or ever da Simmer laeves.
Bit I come in mind o a far-nort Isle
An shön A’ll be settin sail
Til a laand whaar Simmer hoids her face
Wi a silver, asky veil –
Whaar da kokkilurie faas asleep
As da dew at da hömin faas,
An da sea is singin a lullaby
Ida Simmer Dim in Waas.
Whin da lift is black wi thunder-lumps
An da vaanloop sokks da laand,
I kroag inside da window-peen
Wi a book ita my haand.
Da trees is greetin wi da rain
An I tink I wid redder be
Whaar I can see da Sooth-aest wind
Come tearin ower da sea,
Wi da grey lift hingin ower his head
An da flekkit sea below,
An his haands at da reins o da froadin waves
At he’s drivin in da voe;
Whaar you hear da roar o da Sooth-aest gael
An da soond o da brakkin baas,
An da air is filt wi brimmastyooch
Far in ower da riggs in Waas.
You can waander below a röf o trees
At shalters da English laand,
An you can tramp da ceety-streets
Or draa you in an staand
Athin a kirk, an watch da licht
Trowe da graet rose-window dere;
An aa da past is afore your een –
Da strife, da toil, an prayer.
Bit da rose an gold o da sunset sky
Is abön your head at haem,
An da glimmerin mist seems ta say ta you
At da wirld is jöst a draem,
An naethin sall staand at Ragnarök,
Whin da seevent whirlwind blaas,
Bit da kindness an love in human herts
In London – or in Waas.
Der a ön o haet ida gairden here,
Whaar da sun-flooer proodly staands,
An dark-red roses trowe da green
Laek da lowe fae fiery braands…
—T.A. Robertson (“Vagaland”), “Haem Tochts”
published in The Collected Poems of Vagaland (Shetland Times, 1975)
www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/haem-to...
25.06.2025 12:35 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
✨SCOTLANDSFEST 2025✨
👤Clive Young
📍St Columba's by the Castle, Edinburgh
📆 4 August
⏰ 3pm
🎟 buff.ly/1buT6pt
#EdinburghWhatsOn #ScotlandsFest25 #Fringe #EdinburghFringe
26.06.2025 11:02 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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YouTube video by nationalgalleries
The Art of Defiance: Queer Scotland
Queerness in Scotland has always existed, hidden in medieval manuscripts, coded in Jacobite poetry, or expressed through the arts. In the first of a 3-part series, @nationalgalleries.bsky.social explores queer artforms & artists from Scotland, past & present
#Pride 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKBC...
28.06.2025 16:22 — 👍 23 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 1
🌟 Exciting news! 🌟
Cat Wumman, the second short story collection by Gerda Stevenson, is coming this September! 📚✨
Explore contemporary Scottish life through the rich Scots language, inspired by folk tales from Scotland, Japan, the Mississippi swamps and Inuit culture.
#CatWumman #ScotsLanguage
28.06.2025 18:01 — 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
MSPs back new powers supporting Gaelic and Scots
The Scottish Languages Bill would see both recognised as official languages.
🗳️ Politicians in #Scotland voted this week for new powers to encourage greater use of Scots and Gaelic - and to make them official languages. It's quite a landmark vote! 🏴 (pinging @leaskyd.bsky.social at the start of the thread as we've chatted about this before!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
18.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1
Scottish Languages Bill passed
Growing Gaelic and Scots
Plans tae forder and uphaud the uise o Gaelic and Scots hae been passed by the Scots Pairliament.
www.gov.scot/news/scottis...
17.06.2025 18:06 — 👍 43 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0
Watch now | Scottish Parliament TV
The motion tae pass the Scottish Languages Bill is bein pit afore MSPs in the Scottish Parliament's main chamber the day.
Ye kin watch stage 3 o the proceedins in Holyrood efter 2pm here:
www.scottishparliament.tv
17.06.2025 10:40 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Leafing through the Scottish National Dictionary and I think ‘scroosh’ really needs to make a comeback…
15.06.2025 21:30 — 👍 68 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 1
Young Scots Writer o the Year Award
We’re on the lookout for talented young folk aged 11–18 writing and creating in Scots.
FAO teachers!
There's still time tae enter yer pupils' wirk intae the @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social Young Scots Writer o the Year competition.
www.scottishbooktrust.com/writing-and-...
16.06.2025 10:37 — 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
In front of a blurred bookshelf background a hand holds a red paperback book - Poyums by Len Pennie. There is a minimalist illustration on the cover of a burning match, in black and yellow. The title and author text is white and a quote from Lemn Sissay reads ‘A poet who redefined what poetry is and who it is for’.
For existing poetry fans, but also for anyone who’s ever felt that poetry isn’t for them, do give Poyums by @lenniesaurus.bsky.social a try.
Bold, honest, often funny, and deeply relatable, this is a bookseller and customer favourite!
#poetry #funny #feminist #booksky #scottish #scots #fierce
30.05.2025 12:12 — 👍 58 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
Dear Mr Leonard
A. C. Jacobs
I wonder whether you'd be
Interested,
But one Saturday afternoon
During the course of a religious discussion
An aunt of mine remarked to me:
‘Ah’m no froom
Bit whan Ah see them
Ee’in the trayfi meat
It scunners me.’
I found this very striking
And it occurs to me
You could use it In one of your poems.
Anyway, you might want to
Think about it.
An aunt of mine remarked to me:
‘Ah’m no froom
Bit whan Ah see them
Ee’in the trayfi meat
It scunners me.’
I found this very striking.
—AC Jacobs, “Dear Mr Leonard”
5/6
30.05.2025 13:26 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
50 Word Fiction competition: Write a story featuring a swimming pool
Closing date: 24 June 2025, 23:55
Make a splash in our new 50 Word Fiction competition for June. 💦 What lengths will you go to with prizes from @literarygifts.bsky.social and @leughleabhar.bsky.social up for grabs!
29.05.2025 08:00 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
#ScottishPoetryEvents
Fri 30th May, 7pm
Locavore, Victoria Rd
Glasgow Southside
Hosted by Carla Woodburn & Christie Williamson
Open Mic. BYOB. Raffle. Cake.
Free.
29.05.2025 11:44 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
a man speaking into a microphone with the words " it 's good for a night out " written below him
ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words " it 's good for a night out " written below him
There seems to be a very welcome increase in poetry events around Scotland. We'll list as many of them as we hear about: under #ScottishPoetryEvents
Main focus will be regular poetry nights, open mics, slams, festival events, group readings. Let us know if you're organising or taking part.
29.05.2025 11:19 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
Merryn Glover and Kerri Andrews in conversation | Pitlochry Festival Theatre
Kerri Andrews and Merryn Glover in conversation about Nan Shepherd and she inspired their own walking and writing.
Authors Dr @kerriandrewsuk.bsky.social & Merryn Glover discuss how Nan Shepherd has inspired their own walking & writing, followed by a book-signing & the matinee performance of Nan Shepherd: Naked & Unashamed
11 June @pitlochryft.bsky.social – £3
www.pitlochryfestivaltheatre.com/whats-on/mer...
29.05.2025 17:04 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 2
Old map with the words "Online Tickets Available" on it
Place-names make a unique contribution to our understanding of how we humans have interacted with our environment over the centuries.
Join us for six lectures exploring Scottish place-names, sponsored by Ordnance Survey.
Free online tickets are still available: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/rhind-lect...
29.05.2025 16:10 — 👍 66 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 5
Three galleries. One world class collection. Discover in Edinburgh here:
📍National
📍Modern
📍Portrait
& Online
A national charity dedicated to changing lives with reading and writing. Home of Bookbug, Book Week Scotland and Reading Schools.
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Free, fun, informative and educational - public and school library services for Shetland. Further north than Orkney.
01595 743868 shetlandlibrary@shetland.gov.uk
An independent poetry publishing house based in rural Aberdeenshire | www.tapsalteerie.co.uk | join the Scottish poetry Discord: discord.gg/9bC6Gp2ZJM | & check out our imprint Stewed Rhubarb Press: https://stewedrhubarb.org/
Scots Language, Geography, Music, outdoors, drams, family, writing, films, fun. 4 x winner Scots Language Awards. SQA Senior Verifier Scots. OU tutor. Teacher.
The Scots Language Centre's education account. DM/Email education@scotslanguage.com to enquire about support/resources, or to let us know of a project/resource.
Independent publisher of voices and stories not commonly featured in Irish literature. Passionate about storytelling and counter-storytelling in all its forms.
📚 Current: The Oasis by Charles Lang
📚 Forthcoming: This Is Not A Cookbook by Roxana Manouchehri
The Scottish Poetry Library is Scotland's number one poetry resource both online and in bricks and mortar. We're at 5 Crichton's Close, Edinburgh and we're open to the public Monday-Thursday 10am-3pm. Our online HQ is www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk
Scotland’s living memory. If you can think of it, we probably have it.
Educational charity promoting the reading, writing, teaching & study of Scotland's literature & languages, past & present.
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