calico head officebynx - Bluesky Statics

they fucking suck and are irresponsible as hell

16.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HOW ARE MY MEDS STILL NOT READY THIS IS MY THIRD TIME GOING TO THE FUCKING PHARMACY i might need to kill someone

16.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

yes i fucked up the words. i don't think there's a big market for millipede pets for your shoes BUT DON'T U DARE STEAL MY IDEA!! not that i could stop u lol

12.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LMAO so valid tho

12.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im really high rn ngl

12.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if its not patented i still have a chance
i just need to make sure i patent the right thing: shoes for millipedes not millipedes for shoes

12.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wait

12.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

business idea: millipedes for shoes even if you sell them for $1 im telling you you'd be a millionaire in no time

12.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

LOOK AT ITS INSIIIIDES
new pencil pouch : 3

06.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

IS THAT WHY?!!

05.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

05.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

i could even hear it from the bedroom

31.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wowww we got a copycat over here

28.01.2026 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

eyy aha aha 😏😏😏

28.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no no, i like u like this

28.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have some good nudes but i feel like i cant post them anywhere 😔

28.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

>: 3 hehe 💚💚💚

28.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hehe tyy 💚💚💚

28.01.2026 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

crop tops = automatic participation in tummy tuesday >: 3

28.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

there can be cool curses
im sayin if im gonna be cursed i would rather one of those instead of a lame curse that is specifically made to be inconvenient

27.01.2026 03:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no i said i want cooler curses i dont want that

27.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

idk i feel like anything would be cooler than being cursed to turn every bottle of body wash i touch into a bottle of body lotion instead

27.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

please... no more... i have enougg...

26.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I HAVE LIKE 5 FULL BOTTLES ALREADY BC THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME IVE DONE THIS

26.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kinda wish i had a cooler curse than this ngl

26.01.2026 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY BUYING BODY LOTION INSTEAD OF BODY WASH AAAAAAAAHHHHH

26.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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