Adam

They probably cut each individual cheese in half for you.

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

When burgers on an everything bagel, you can do a burger anytime.

Maybe they should try doing more pullups? Maybe that would help?I dunno, just seems like that's what they've been prioritizing.

🔥 “IT’S A TRAIN.”

Since even Boring’s own estimates show the Elon tunnel will only handle a tiny fraction of NASHVILLE traffic, Joe Lee suggest tying some Tesla cars together and putting them on a track for a real solution 🚂

(The anti-tunnel resolution passed)

"You were almost a jibble sandwich."

I am now concerned about the screening process/legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize.

who made this

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Hell yeah Romulans.

> @covie93.bsky.social

Even more unbelievable...

"That's my sweater"

Help Kelly Pannek

This one is for a REAL need and imma hopeful that an auto company gonna step up. KELLY PANNEK from the women’s hockey team got hits by someone who totaled her car. She needs a new car.

Lots of brands commenting that they want to help,, but few truly stepping up. Who can help,??

Now there is an ongoing investigation. Is that the point?

Today it is snowballs, tomorrow it will be words.

It's time to start talking about how much Russian territory will be awarded to Ukraine.

Important to remember that with inflation in 18 years that will actually be like $50.

The Paranoid Style of Jeffrey Epstein Has Come for Us All The pedophile plutocrat had some peculiar predilections—especially for academics and thinkers who showed a potential to further his grand experiments in inhumanity.

Wrote a piece about many looking at the Epstein case all wrong: He's not the thing that connects a network of rich and powerful men; he's the lens that shows us how they were already connected.

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NEW POLL from the University of New Hampshire's Pine Tree Poll. It's...

Democratic Primary:

🔵 Platner: 64%
🔵 Mills: 26%

General Election:

🔵 Platner: 49%
🔴 Collins: 38%

🔵 Mills: 41%
🔴 Collins: 40%

We thinking about two weeks or....?

I can't tell if you mean we're wiping out other species or if we'll be wiped out. Probably both.

The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Famed Texas forensic artist releases sketch of masked suspect in Nancy Guthrie case A Texas forensic artist released an unofficial sketch as the FBI posts billboards across Texas and offers a $50,000 reward in the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie.

Anybody seen Marco Rubio lately?

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I've only ever heard the original. Kidding obviously.

a man wearing a black shirt with a lion on it stands in a locker room ALT: a man wearing a black shirt with a lion on it stands in a locker room

Hell yeah