Mars (perpetually in retrograde)

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

So glad I didn't buy this; a shame bc this would normally be EXACTLY my shit.

Dear Ubisoft, there is so much OPEN SOURCE Ancient Rome art out there that's ALREADY FREE TO USE, for fuck's sake.

Hardcovers would never do this to me 😤
www.hardcoverswa.com

hey, seattle, here's a bookstore to avoid

(as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)

gachapon machine dispensing smiling teddy bear heads; the cover art proclaims “good things are fucking coming”

close-up view of same

thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

:(

Donald duck already doesn't wear pants you REALLY DON'T WANT THIS

Chat is Vine coming back a recession indicator

A digital drawing of The Final Pam, a woman in a fancy, fur-collared dress, white-rimmed sunglasses and a bouffant hairstyle. She's smiling at the viewer, fingers steepled, and an there's an explosion behind her. Dialogue: "Hello again, the Smiths. Is next time now. Did you remember to invite Pam?"

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam

Oh my god 🤣🤣

If you see this, share your fave Animal Crossing villager ❤️

I know people are going to come at me for being as basic bitch, but...

This is my political agenda just yuri for all ty for your time

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.

Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

So many of the worst people you know are having a terrible night, and I think that's beautiful.

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

live view from cuomo hq

you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one

Paddington in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1696

picture of dick cheney and it has a morrowind text window saying "with this character's death, the thread of prophecy is restored. The weave of fate is stronger than ever, you've no need to persist in the doomed world they have created."

inspired by @dialacina.com

🔥 ZOHRAN: “My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo all the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name — as we turn the page on a politics that abandons the many and answers only to the few.”

lollll

@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."

"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."

Since when has it ever been "handed to anyone for the asking"? I got MADE FUN OF by the DSHS rep in WA when applying a year ago and then declined. This man makes my blood pressure spike.

i owe so many video game designers an apology

“FUCK AI” is turning into a movement.

After his Frankenstein Q&A at the Chinese Theater, Guillermo del Toro asked the audience to scream “FUCK AI.”

This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥