April

Between Survivor 50 and Pokemon 30 I am simply nothing but a weeping ball of nostalgia this week

The culmination of a 10+ year old dream. Hashtag dishwasher. iykyk

Got milk?

Jenny, Jane, and Janet 🌠

This weirdo was obtained approximately *7 seconds* after obtaining the Shiny Charm, idk. I tried to match her vibe.

Ellie II because Ellie was already on the main team 🤪

Just some recent shinies 🥰🤩
Sophie the Shalpha Queen. My outfit to try to match her is ugly af but she is beautiful.

Take me back to

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Hello Flygon I wasn’t asking for your son to show up but thanks I guess

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Green bird I just need one more of you to make an appearance to complete your family, please show up today

So I finished The Pitt yesterday

How have you all just been living your lives the past few months waitingggg for January

The man, the myth, the legend Rob Cesternino!

Still surreal to see @robcesternino.bsky.social, one of the biggest game-changers in the world of reality TV (both in terms of strategy and media), getting the chance to return to our screens after two decades, two children, and 2 million podcasts

January 8 cannot come soon enough! #TheTraitorsUS

BB live feed update song = all is right at least in a certain cozy little corner of the world

Sometimes I feel like my day hasn’t officially started until i utter the words “are you fucking kidding me”

This picture is one of the only things that is going to keep me on an upright path today

Watching certain Glee episodes in 2025 is an actual fever dream

Literally your new favorite mom and dad on a new sitcom #survivor

When you call out for “children of demons” and it immediately summons the two felines in a fit of zoomies

I think the men turned on the air conditioning

I can’t even enjoy spring 😭

Ts applicable lyric of the day

I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put ‘em 🥰

“Oh my god he’s got a nipple ring!” Mother where have you been the last 25 years 🤣🤣🤣

Like literally how blessed am I for my birthday to be sandwiched by Yellowjackets and The Last Of Us

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My mom is randomly and independently rewatching Survivor Borneo

AMAZING. My next question is when is Adam coming over to talk Survivor 👀

Ziva David

Rory should’ve made Dean come with her to eat her picnic basket with Jess

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Happy wapocalypsirthday!

Apple picking this morning

Catching up on Traitors S2 with my mom and I think I created a monster because earlier today she was googling Larsa and Marcus