April

BB live feed update song = all is right at least in a certain cozy little corner of the world

Sometimes I feel like my day hasn’t officially started until i utter the words “are you fucking kidding me”

This picture is one of the only things that is going to keep me on an upright path today

Watching certain Glee episodes in 2025 is an actual fever dream

Literally your new favorite mom and dad on a new sitcom #survivor

When you call out for “children of demons” and it immediately summons the two felines in a fit of zoomies

I think the men turned on the air conditioning

I can’t even enjoy spring 😭

Ts applicable lyric of the day

I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put ‘em 🥰

“Oh my god he’s got a nipple ring!” Mother where have you been the last 25 years 🤣🤣🤣

Like literally how blessed am I for my birthday to be sandwiched by Yellowjackets and The Last Of Us

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My mom is randomly and independently rewatching Survivor Borneo

AMAZING. My next question is when is Adam coming over to talk Survivor 👀

Ziva David

Rory should’ve made Dean come with her to eat her picnic basket with Jess

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Happy wapocalypsirthday!

Apple picking this morning

Catching up on Traitors S2 with my mom and I think I created a monster because earlier today she was googling Larsa and Marcus

Didn’t skip a song I usually skip when it comes up on shuffle and now I’m crying which is just not what I need these days

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At the risk of sounding old and *BaCk iN mY dAy*

When did Poptarts stop adequately frosting Frosted Poptarts????

I buy frosted Poptarts because I like the frosting and if I have multiple bites without adequate frosting it’s disgusting!!!!

Among the many reasons you’d never catch me being a “morning jogger”, if my multiple decades of tv viewing have taught me anything, they seem to find a disproportionate amount of dead bodies.

I’m not sure if I’m my innie or my outie but I think the other one is trying to send a message…

Truly cannot stand getting my time completely wasted for any reason

Honestly who are we to fight the alchemy

FYC: Mike Bloom for Best of 2025 Brant Steele

This was a trip and I loved every second of it

I’m watching a youtube stream vod and the streamer’s dog is barking and Trixie is shooting me DAGGERS because the barking is interrupting her sleep 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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sssssss 🍏

“Dan Campbell reminds me of Jimmy Johnson” PUT HIM ON SURVIVOR, CBS, YOU WONT